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The 4 types of midwest cold:
-brisk cold w/ no wind. Perfect for running
- Christmas movie cold, snowy and feels like being slapped with peppermint magic
- Mercenary cold. Sharp. Windy. Dry. Will cut you.
- time warp cold. So cold everything stops even Midwest schools
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This silo collapse is Midwest satisfaction
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Living in the Midwest
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Midwesterners:
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This is not acceptable even in the Midwest twitter.com/brebbbbb/statu…
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If you ask a Midwesterner ”how are you” and they respond “well, im here” or “oh it’s going” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
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4. Olympic level athleticism when playing cornhole
5. Refusal to wear a jacket bc “Im only walking from my car to the building” strength is unmatched
6. The extreme thoughtfulness to put ur paper plate upside down in the trash to not offend whoever made the stuff you didnt eat
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Listing the top 3 midwesterner talents:
1. ability to smell a storm before it comes is our sixth sense
2. driving miles to your destination with a completely frosted windshield
3. apologizing uncontrollably to everything. it’s a curse and a blessing. we’re sorry. ope
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Winter in the Midwest?
Oh you mean “It’s officially slip and bust my ass season” or “why do I live here szn”
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it’s officially cold enough to where it’s actually illegal. Due to this inclement weather, the Midwest will be closed today.
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A poem:
Will it rain?
Will it snow?
I live in the Midwest
So I don’t know..
Probably both twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Mother Nature: you cannot have -46 wind chills Thursday and then 42 degrees on Saturday, that’s an 88 degree difference in 2 days.
Midwest: hold my corn
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You’re not from the Midwest if u don’t validate weather appropriately
-20°: “wouldnt be that cold without the wind”
100°: I’m only sweating bc of the humidity
40 in February: yup its officially shorts and hoodie szn
45°: driving with the windows down bc its finally “nice out”
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WHAT DO WE WANT????
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*doesnt get it till June*
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If you think the Midwest is just a bunch of corn fields, Kwik Trips, and potholes you should
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Educate yourself
it’s also a lot of driving around looking for things to do
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Midwesterners: wake up today and
Get
This
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Ope just gonna SNEAK past ya and grab that
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four way stop in the Midwest twitter.com/thedopelectric…
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If you look hard enough you can smell this picture twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: can’t wait for tornado watching season
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I hate earthquakes and hurricanes. As a quality Midwesterner I prefer Mother Natures punishment in the form of blizzards and tornados
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Midwesterners when someone asks if you want more buffalo chicken dip
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Most Popular Super Bowl Food in the Midwest
8. Seven layer dip
7. Rotel + hamburger Queso
6. Lil smokies
5. Meatballs (toothpick)
4. Nachos
3. Chicken wings
2. Pizza
1. Buffalo chicken dip
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