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Spring Driving in the Midwest
🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚜|| 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
902
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks I’m just browsing
903
Fail Proof Midwest List:
- Cold beer after mowing the lawn
- One finger wave on country roads
- Bonfires on cool nights
- “Ope sorry” in a crowd
- Ranch on anything
- Long drives to Kwik Trip for fun
- Dads saying “for crying out loud” when angry
905
You haven’t had the true midwestern experience until you’ve hit a pothole so hard your soul leaves your body and end up apologizing to your car
906
Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you’d rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I’m sorry for asking
907
Been in quarantine so long I bumped into my coffee table just so I could remember how to “ope, sorry”
908
Yeah she’s cute but will she land a bag on the board in crunch time at the family Cornhole tournament? 👏
909
“Where are you from?”
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
910
Hold up... what is this called?
A. Sloppy Joe
B. Maid Rite
C. TAVERN¿
D. Loose Meat Sandwich
911
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a thunderstorm and tornado to entertain me during quarantine
912
The pasty/ashy legs of the midwesterner arise from the shadows as shorts and hoodie weather is upon us
914
A big part of being a midwesterner is pretending that a sunny 45 degrees 25 mph day is really nice out
916
40 degrees all week followed by 70 and 80 next week is peak Midwest
917
Midwesterners didn’t need a pandemic as an excuse to party in the garage
918
If you’ve been hit with “hi hungry I’m dad” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation
919
Welcome to the Midwest where you will experience 4 seasons in 10 minutes
920
I don’t know who needs to hear this but use your time in quarantine to clean your “junk drawer”
921
Spring forecast in the Midwest
Monday- 48 🌧
Tuesday- 75 ☀️
Wednesday- 58 🌪
Thursday- 32 ❄️
Friday- 46 💨 (45 mph)
Saturday- 65 🌧
Sunday- 75 ☀️
922
Spring in the Midwest reminds me that there is still good in this world
924
There is nothing better than a crisp cool night in the Midwest that ends with a bonfire
925
Friends saying goodbye in the Midwest:
*i should go*
**knee slap and sigh*
“Alrighty well I spose it’s time”
“Yep!”
“Take it easy alright?”
“You bet, will do, tell your folks I said hi”
“You too, watch out for deer”
*45 minutes later*
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody