876
Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and bring you to a corn field in the middle of nowhere
877
Why does every midwestern home have one of these?
878
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<) )╯Ope
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879
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ sunscreen
🔘 a day without humidity and
sweating as soon as i step outside
880
Do you dip your pizza in ranch or are you not from the Midwest?
881
You might be from the Midwest if you check the fields on a road trip and wonder if crops will be knee high by the Fourth of July
882
Which one are you bringing to the function?
883
therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?
Midwesterners: say “it’s all good no worries”
therapist: no
884
Me: I’m bored this place sucks
Non-midwesterner: the Midwest is boring
Me: don’t you dare talk about my Home we wake up every morning eat corn and cheese for breakfast and feed the world with our own two hands I will bury you in ranch dressing over this
885
It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it’s never ok to assume you got to the four way stop first. Wave your fellow midwesterners through
886
It’s funny that people think the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields but they forget it’s also a lot of driving around on roads full of potholes, construction, random waves to passing cars and avoiding deer on the way to Kwik Trip
887
📍Midwesterners
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📍Driving because it’s only 14 hours away
888
If you drank out of this as a kid you’re immune to the Coronavirus
889
One of the biggest struggles of growing up in the Midwest is explaining what these are
890
Part of being a midwesterner is getting overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state
892
Nobody:
Midwesterners: Ope better mow the lawn today before it rains tomorrow
894
Midwest translation for anyone visiting over Memorial weekend:
“Jeet yet”: have you eaten food in the last few hours
895
Never forget this all time midwest sports moment
897
In the Midwest we don’t say “I’m leaving” we slap both hands on our knees and say “well I spose” which means it was time to go 30 minutes ago but we’re too polite to rush off
899
Allow the Midwest to educate you this evening
900
Midwesterners when they flash headlights to warn for deer or police on the road coming up
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody