Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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Midwesterners: ↑ ┃ 🍁 Mood ┃ ╱ Level ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┗━━━━━━━ # of days with perfect shorts and hoodie weather
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Relationships should be 50/50. I bring the buffalo chicken dip you bring the puppy chow
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Roses are red Midwest grass is greener
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Midwest Fall Dress Schedule 7am - winter coat 10am - pants and light jacket 1pm - shorts and hoodie 4pm- bathing suit 7pm- bug spray 10pm- winter coat
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The Culvers deluxe with cheese curds is the best fast food meal you can get in the Midwest fight me on this twitter.com/ebosays/status…
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Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. You don’t know this yet but your significant other is making chili for dinner. life is good.
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Ranking the best Halloween candy: 1. Reese’s 2. Snickers 3. Sour patch kids 4. Twix 5. Milky Way 6. Kit Kat 7. Skittles 8. Starburst 9. Butterfinger 10. Babe Ruth . . 56. Licorice . . . 99. Tide Pods . . . . 176. Candy corn
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Drops 20 degrees and now every midwesterner is having soup for dinner
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Sick and tired of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns, cornfields and Kwik Trips. They forget it’s also a lot of slowed traffic from road construction and deer that enjoy jumping in front of vehicles
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Peak Midwest
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Growing up in the Midwest is going with your parents to pick something up from a friend and waiting in the car for 20 minutes while they talk.
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I am a ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Midwesterner Looking for ⚪️ bug spray ⚪️ Bonfire 🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch and no humidity
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Chili is chili. Chili is not soup.
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Midwesterners felt this in their soul
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If you or a loved one has been personally victimized by Midwest weather you may be entitled to financial compensation
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midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the Labor Day BBQ so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat
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It’s all fun and games until kids realize that zoom killed any chance of a good old fashioned snow day this year
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The Midwest Taught Me: 1. How to smell a storm 2. Dress in layers 3. Experiencing four seasons in an hour 4. How to drive in the snow 5. Olympic level Cornhole skill 6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere” 7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
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Two seasons in the Midwest: “Not so bad without the humidity” “Not so bad without the wind”
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If you have the AC running today a Midwest Dad will have a stroke twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Heaven on earth? 75 degrees with no humidity in the Midwest in August
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If 2020 was a state it’d be Florida
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All rise for big savings!
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