776
Nobody:
Midwesterners: That pothole sounded expensive
777
Congress announced the next round of stimulus will likely be a giant bottle of ranch and midwesterners are ecstatic
778
*temp gets above 35° in winter*
midwesterners: guess I don’t need my coat today
779
We call this “Midwest Meditation” twitter.com/CaucasianJames…
780
It’s “you can put the extra drinks out on the porch” season
781
You’re in her DM’s midwesterners are brushing the snow off her car you are not the same
782
Does she love you or is she just from Midwest?
“Watch out for deer”
“Tell your folks I say hi”
“Jeet yet?”
783
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we support
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
╱ 50 degree days
in December ____ ╲
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
785
Midwesterner’s “I’m only walking from my car to the building so I don’t need a coat” is unmatched
786
Me after holding the door for 15 strangers at the store
787
The “junk drawer” is a staple in every Midwest home
788
Can’t imagine a world where this is cold
790
Employer: what is your greatest weakness?
Midwesterner: I have a habit of apologizing to inanimate objects after bumping into them
791
If you say “welp, I spose it’s that time” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play cornhole
792
What is joe biden’s plan to fix the potholes?
793
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the people that didn’t put their plate face down in the trash when there was food left
794
In the Midwest we don't stop at stop signs, we do what we call "a rolling stop" or slide through the stop in slush and snow
795
Stranger: Hey where you from?
Midwesterner: Name every big city close by and say “around that area” rather than explaining where I’m actually from
796
Ladies, if he
-has manners
-drinks beer
-says “ope”
- wears shorts and a hoodie in the snow
-is polite and holds the door for you
He’s from the Midwest. And you’ll probably drive around on your first date.
797
Why did everyones grandma have this clock? twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
799
Learn Midwestern Before the Holidays
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
800
Culvers cheese curds are not addicting
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