801
“Tell your folks I said hi”
Me: will do!
*most likely will forget to do*
802
How can something be so dry and so moist at the same time
803
Driving in the morning with a frosted windshield twitter.com/SportsCenter/s…
804
us: thanksgiving
Midwest: christmas :)
us: but it’s November🍂
Midwest: christmas :) ❄️🎄😍
805
Midwesterners believe they have found a cure to the coronavirus
806
This picture smells like
rotel cheese dip
lil smokies
meatballs
and chili
807
“tHe MiDwEsT DoEsN’T hAvE aNy CuLtUrE”
Oh yeah? Explain this
808
New York: skyscrapers!
LA: California girls 🤪
South: everything is bigger here
Midwest: COWS
809
“WELP!”
1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going and typically followed by “I ‘spose”
2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options
810
Every midwesterner knows the only way to get warm in a cold car is scream as loud as possible and rub your hands together
811
Life in the Midwest until someone eventually passes away
812
“it’s cold”
Midwesterner a hoodie and shorts: you think this is cold? Wow. I was born in the snow. I eat icicles for breakfast. Midwesterners just don’t get cold easily because we’re genetically immune after generations of suffering.
813
Midwest Logic:
↑ ┃ ❄️
Snow ┃ ╱
In ┃ ╱
October┃ ╱
┃ ╱
┗━━━━━━━
Decorating early for
Christmas 🎅🏼
814
“Just up the road” = 1 block to 280 miles
815
Nobody:
Midwesterners: winter is coming. I can smell it
817
It’s funny when midwesterners say “the other day” because it could mean yesterday or 1992
818
There’s a lot of talk on midwesterners saying “ope” all the time.
What really needs to be talked about though is how we whisper “scuse me” so quietly when walking by someone we might as well say nothing
819
Trick or treating is all fun and games in the Midwest until you’re Spider Man in a jacket
820
Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winter the satisfaction of getting your winter coat out yet
821
Living in the Midwest
me
📍
📏 (45 min drive)
📏
📏
📍
Your favorite restaurant
822
*small town Midwest*
Friend: what should we do?
Me: idk drive 45 minutes to our favorite restaurant?
823
As it gets colder midwesterners begin to point out driveways that will be “tough to get up in the winter”
824
If a Midwesterner drops something in the cornfield and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
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