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How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Cold
Feb - Bitterly Cold
Mar - Potholes from hell
Apr - Cold with Rain
May - 🌪
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - instant sweat
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
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Aaron Rodgers in the back of a pickup midwinter with a case of beer is peak Midwest living
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: not so bad without the wind today
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“Hey Buddy” either means hello friend or there is a fight starting in 5 seconds
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“When covid is over” is starting to sound a whole lot like “tell your folks I say hi”
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Midwest Snow Removal Guide
2> inches : leaf blower
2-6 inches : send kids to shovel
6-9 inches : dad goes out to help
10+ inches : call the guy with the plow or Ariens snowblower
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If you wanted to go nowhere fast this was it
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Midwest Grandmas twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…
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People in the Midwest when it’s 60 degrees vs people in California when it’s 60
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You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world
But this is a walking taco not a
~taco in a bag~
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Bernie looks like he’s running errands with his kids on Saturday morning
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True midwesterners know you’ve only needed a coat 10 days so far this winter
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Ranch goes with pizza. I said what I said
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Midwest Super Bowl Winner Prediction
Rt Chiefs Fav Packers
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If you’ve eaten one of these you’re immune to the coronavirus
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*3 inches of snow*
The South: all activities are cancelled for the next week, drive like you’re taking grandma to church, this could be the end folks!
The Midwest: hold on grandma I’m drifting this next turn!
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Midwesterners do this and think they’ve beat Mother Nature
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No experience has met the thrill level of when my mom came into my room to say “go back to sleep it’s a snow day”
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: you bet, take care, have a good one
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It’s always “Ope sorry” and never “I brought you culvers”
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Unpopular opinion: 30° and no wind is warm
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody