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The UK drives on the left side of the road, midwesterners drive on what’s left of the road we are not the same
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Does anyone still cook a roast with potatoes onions and carrots anymore or is the Midwest going down hill?
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People from the Midwest are another breed..
Immune to the extreme high and low temperatures
If you ask us it’s not the heat it’s the humidity
And it’s not the cold but the dang wind
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Ope
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(_) and grab a slice of gas station pizza
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Midwesterners passing each other in the store
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When uncivilized people trying calling it bags instead of cornhole
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Midwest Spring Dress Schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - sun screen
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- shorts and hoodie
10pm- winter coat
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Midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in March vs midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in November twitter.com/lvgthedreamiow…
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I will also add that in the Midwest 45 degrees in March is approximately 10 degrees warmer than 45 degrees in October.
It is science. twitter.com/midwestern_fol…
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Like a good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "welp, spose it’s time” statement
- knee slap
- walking to the doorway
- conversation in the doorway
- hugs
- placing hand on doorknob
- more hugs and waving as you’re driving away
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: i can’t wait for our first big thunderstorm
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Midwest PSA ⚠️
If a loved one has said to you “oh it’s going” it is a signal of distress and more importantly a cry for you to bring Culvers home for dinner
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Midwesterners when they see a forecast of 50 or more all week
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It’s illegal not to go outside and enjoy the day
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Midwest culture is partying in your basement, garage or shed and it’s beautiful
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Therapist: you have to stop apologizing every time you need help
Midwesterner: do you think you could help me with that? Sorry, if not no worries
Therapist:
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It is customary to have 16 types of coat when living in the Midwest and you will use all of them within the span of a few hours
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Nothing says midwesterner like driving with the windows down because it's above 50 degrees in February & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody