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Welcome to the Midwest where you’ll experience all four seasons on your morning commute
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This picture just gave me a mosquito bite
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Official statement: mayonnaise doesn’t belong on popcorn
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There is this funny phenomenon happening in the Midwest where the heat is on yet the windows are open for fresh cool air
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Growing up in the Midwest is understanding that there is a 50/50 chance you are opening leftovers instead of butter
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Attention ⚠️
The pothole fillers have fallen in a pothole
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You either Ope this world or it Ope’s you
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*dark clouds roll in*
Me: now what do we have here?
😎
≤))≥
_| \_
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The stubbornness of midwesterners to not turn on their AC in the spring is unmatched
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Scientists theorize this is where humidity comes from twitter.com/RMetroweather/…
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“What do you do for fun in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners: twitter.com/McConaughey/st…
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POV: someone doesn’t put their unfinished plate upside down in the trash and now I’m questioning how polite they are
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When someone’s holding the door open for me more than 10 seconds
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It’s nice to know that someone’s oven timer is going off and a very sarcastic and funny Midwesterner is saying “I heard ya”
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Ending a Midwest phone call
“Yeah, yeah, yep”
“You bet”
*say hi to ten people for me*
“Alright yep will do”
“Alright well”
*one more side convo*
“Welp, I’ll let you go”
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Queso = Spanish for cheese
K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
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Nobody:
Grandma: “warsh” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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People that
Call it bags Call it cornhole
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