601
The CDC said my mom will take us if yours will pick us up
603
Old beer sign: exists
Midwesterners: this is a decoration I have to have in my house
604
sick of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forget it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather and deer that jump in front of your car
605
Midwesterners: imagine the bug bites twitter.com/CHERRYH3AVEN/s…
606
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
answers the phone: “YELLO”
607
*sandwich with everything you asked not to be on it*
Waitress: how is everything?
Midwesterner: Great!
608
*Midwesterner hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits a pothole*
“Jeez Louise.”
*hits a second pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
609
Midwesterners are like “take highway 5 north 15 miles then exit onto county road T15, take the first left past the church and you’re there when you see Dave’s shed with half the paint chipped off on the north side”
like no I’ll just use Google maps Lewis & Clark but thanks
610
Nobody:
Midwesterner: well hopefully tonight’s frost advisory kills some of the bugs
611
We are currently in the season of “paradise”. It’s warm, no snow, few bugs and right before hot and humid. The season lasts one week so don’t waste it.
612
You ever just “we needed this” after a good rainstorm?
613
“All rise for the singing of our national anthem”
Midwest: SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS
614
Kansas Ohio
Minnesota North Dakota
Indiana South Dakota
🤝
🤝 Tell your folks I say hi 🤝
🤝
Michigan Wisconsin
Nebraska Iowa
Missouri Illinois
615
one good weather weekend and all of a sudden you’re a good person again
616
Midwest Red Flags:
1. Doesn’t put plate face down in trash with unfinished food
2. Doesn’t wave people through 4-way stops
3. Doesn’t “Ope, sorry”
4. Thinks that any trip over 10 hours is too far too drive
617
BREAKING: the CDC just announced that fully vaccinated individuals in the Midwest are allowed to drive around look for something to do and end up at their favorite gas station
618
The Red Dots indicate cities where there are more bars than grocery stores and I have to say I’m proud of half of the Midwest
620
Sorry I’m late I didn’t know who showed up to the four way stop first so we just sat there
622
The most powerful people in the world are midwesterners on a nice day after the weather has been terrible
623
*Midwesterner asking for a favor*
Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
624
*Midwesterners validating weather*
-20 out: “it wouldn’t be that cold without the wind”
99 degrees: “i’m only sweating because of the humidity”
20 degrees: “honestly if ya stand in the sun it’s not that bad”
47 degrees: driving with the windows down bc it’s finally “nice out”
625
Midwesterners have a toxic trait of looking inside at every passing vehicle trying to figure out if it’s someone they know
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody