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Rumor has it midwesterners are still standing on their porch saying goodbye to relatives after thanksgiving
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“Let’s go shopping”
No
“Everything is on sale”
Midwesterners:
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Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ope, ‘scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right past ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
and grab more turkey and stuffing
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“Hey do you want six hard boiled eggs in a row?”
No
“We’re mixing egg yolk, mayo, mustard and putting it back on top of the egg”
Midwesterners:
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If you don’t finish all your food on Thanksgiving it is polite to put your food upside down in the trash to avoid offending the host
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had Culver’s?
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The Midwestern urge to take a handful of napkins from any restaurant and put them in the glove box
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Speak midwestern 101
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
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No one:
Midwesterners: it’s like everyone forgets how to drive as soon as there’s a little bit of snow
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Midwesterners when it snows like it does every single year in November
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Beautiful photo by local Midwest photographer yesterday at 5:15pm
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Midwesterners when they say “the other day”
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The Midwestern urge to drive 45 minutes to go to your favorite restaurant
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Is this love or is this the Midwest?
“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell her / him I say hi”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
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It’s officially the time of year where you can use the front porch as extra fridge space
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“Ope, scuse me” will get you out of any tough situation
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The 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning (stand up)
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- continue talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
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