501
In this day in 2001 a Midwest school served this pizza and they cheered
502
Reminder that the top of the fridge is extra storage space
503
We don’t talk enough about how Kansas doesn’t get talked about. Does anyone live in Kansas anymore? What’s happened there since Dorothy got swept up in a tornado? If you’re from Kansas please send a signal that you’re okay.
504
October 1st:
Midwesterners: well stuff my pumpkin with a light bulb and take me to an apple orchard it’s Halloween 🎃
506
People act like the Midwest doesn’t have any culture. Explain chili soup and cinnamon rolls
507
The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper
508
*temps drop to the 60’s*
Midwesterners: soup :)
509
“tHe MiDwEST dOesN’t HaVe ANy CuLTuRe”
Explain this:
510
Indiana is CORN
Ohio is INDUSTRIAL
Missouri
Kansas is ABUNDANT
South Dakota is ROLLING HILLS
North Dakota is COLD
511
Enough hating on the Midwest
Iowa is PLENTIFUL
Michigan is NATURAL
Minnesota is PRODUCTIVE
Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL
Illinois
Nebraska is AGRICULTRUAL
513
The whole world is in disarray meanwhile the Midwest is minding its business, drinking beer and watching the NFL like they’re supposed to
514
It’s officially the time of year where you can defrost your windshield in the morning, be in a swimsuit in the afternoon and shorts and hoodie at night.
Never fear: second summer is coming
516
Pro tip: if you’re at a Midwest cookout and don’t finish your food, flip the plate over in the trash to avoid bring impolite
517
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
apple orchard and haunted
house
518
*drops below 85 degrees*
Midwest kitchen:
519
“Highs in the 80’s today”
Midwesterners: 👻 🍂 🎃
520
Midwest wives: he’s probably out with other women
Midwest Dads:
521
Midwesterners when they see a pretty sunset:
522
UK: we drive on the left side of the road
Midwesterners: we drive on what’s left of the road
523
Growing up in the Midwest is waiting your entire childhood for your mom to finish a conversation with her friend at the store so you can go home
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody