401
These make everybody feel some type of way
402
Midwesterner’s do this and think they just beat Mother Nature at her own game
403
I haven’t felt joy since the last time my parents said “go back to sleep it’s a snow day”
404
Did we check to see if other seeds explode into something delicious or did we stop at popcorn
405
You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world
But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime
406
I don’t care how cold it gets the fan stays on at night
408
Wrong:
“I like your boots”
“Thanks”
Right:
“I like your boots”
“Thanks I got them at a significant discount!”
410
There’s cold and then there’s scream in your car and rub your hands together as fast as possible cold
412
In order to properly know someone’s character they must endure one Midwest winter
413
In the Midwest we play a fun game called “am I still on the road”
414
Antonio brown Midwest weather
🤝
Unpredictable
416
Every Midwestern Home:
- junk drawer
- beach themed bathroom
- cheese drawer in the fridge
- “beer fridge” in the basement or garage for leftovers and beverages
418
Every Midwesterner has a childhood memory of the near death sledding experience
419
Would you help Ohio with the kangaroo invasion?
422
Midwest meditation is slipping on the ice and just laying there for a bit
423
On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
424
Midwest Christmas
Expectation Reality
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