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Midwesterners toxic trait is thinking that it’s time to drink on the patio just because it’s above 40° and sunny
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Now that free speech is allowed on here
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
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April has been ranked worst month of the year by 69% of midwesterners
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When you’re 10 dangs, 25 that’s crazies and 6 I’ll let you go’s and they keep talking
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The first time The 8536th time
Seeing cows seeing cows
On the side of on the side of
the road the road
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Midwesterners who leave without saying goodbye save an average of 3 weeks per year but feel 10x guiltier
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Welcome to the Midwest where you can experience 4 seasons in a day
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People that have the patience to make these are American treasures and should be cherished
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Welcome to the Midwest:
- corn
- corn
- corn
- corn
- corn
- dollar general
- corn
- corn
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When a child is born in the Midwest they crawl out of a corn field towards the nearest Kwik Trip where they are to be baptized in a tornado and utter their first “Ope”
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It doesn’t get any more Midwest than this
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“We’ve already had false spring and second winter when is it going to be real spring?”
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Today has a special feel to it. You may observe the wild Midwesterner in its natural habitat wearing shorts and hoodie, car windows rolled down and tranquil demeanor allowing cars to go through first at 4 way stops and half smile head nods to strangers
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This is where every important conversation in the Midwest has happened
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*holds door for 15 strangers at a restaurant*
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Official weather report for April 7: it’s not terrible, but it’s the wind that gets ya
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We talk a lot about “Midwest Nice” but don’t forget about it’s cousin “Midwest Passive Aggressive”
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Don’t cry because soup season is almost over, smile because it happened and grilling season is here
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In the Midwest the garage or basement fridge is reserved for beer, leftovers and surplus of meats from the local butcher twitter.com/hamms_man/stat…
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Midwesterner: you smell that?
Californian: huh?
Floridian: 🤪
New Yorker: no
Midwesterner: grab a lawn chair my left knee is aching and I can smell a storm about to roll in
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Checking the weather every morning to see what season the Midwest is in today
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody