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Midwesterners be like “Ope” when they should OPEn up to somebody about their seasonal depression
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“I can’t wait to sit outside at night”
*6,000 mosquitos liked your post*
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POV: driving through the Midwest enjoying the scenery
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If you accidentally say you’re from a small town around midwesterners you’ll get into a competition for who had the smaller school and someone will inevitably bring up how they had “drive your tractor to school day”
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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Friday night in the Midwest
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Your favorite restaurant
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My love language is when you tell me to tell my mom you say hi
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Midwesterners only want one thing and it’s disgusting. 70 degrees without wind and humidity
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How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan- cold
Feb- bitterly cold
March- pretend not to be cold
April- rainy cold
May- Ope, tornado szn
June- construction
July- mosquitos
Aug- humidity
Sept- tiny black bugs from hell
Oct- bonfires
Nov- winter preview
Dec- cold w/ decorations
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“I’ll just use bug spray”
Mosquitos in the Midwest
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If living in the Midwest in March has taught you anything it should be that if today is nice prepare for winter tomorrow
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The Midwestern urge to drive with the windows down as soon as it’s above 40°
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The Midwestern urge to offer someone food or drinks 3 seconds after walking into the house
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We joke a lot about “Ope sorry” but there needs to be a real conversation about “it’s all good no worries” whenever someone disappoints us
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$4.25 a gallon just so you can wreck your car in a pothole
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Nobody:
Midwesterner: I found a random screw and I’m not sure where it goes so i threw it in the junk drawer and will never think about it again
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Still think you don’t live in a Midwest simulation?
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Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “another day in paradise”: free
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody