351
“You can’t go from a tornado to 4 inches of snow in 24 hours”
Midwest: hold my corn
352
Next week is daylight savings.
Winter is almost over.
Birds are chirping.
The potholes are visible again.
You’re almost there keep going.
354
Queso = Spanish for cheese
K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
Okay so = that one girl that makes all the plans
356
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks just browsing
357
Nobody appreciates a 50 degree day in March more than people that live in the Midwest. People start acting totally different. It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather, time to fire up the grill, roll the windows down in the car. It’s a spiritual time for us midwesterners.
358
“big city driving is scary 😩”
*Also takes a back road corner at 90mph*
360
This is what happens when you don’t flick the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”
364
The Midwest is playing Mother Nature powerball temps:
22°, 60°, 48°, 13°, 46°
365
The line for every car wash in the Midwest today
366
Midwestern FOMO is driving with the windows down because it's above 45 degrees in February & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
369
Toxic traits midwest edition:
1. Waving people through 4 way stops
2. Apologizing after asking for help
3. Buying things just because they’re discounted
371
This is what Super Bowl Sunday is really about
372
What if we kissed off the Midwest interstate
373
Things in Midwestern homes that just make sense
1. Beer fridge
2. Junk drawer
3. Lawn chairs in the garage
4. Plastic bag full of plastic bags
5. Storage on top of the fridge
374
40° in February: I think I’ll crack a window
375
If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond
1. “well, im here”
2. “oh it’s going”
3. “living the dream”
send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody