Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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POV it’s pizza day at a Midwest grade school
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Mother Nature: you cannot have 70 degree weather, rain, snow and then sleet all in one week Midwest: hold my corn
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The Midwest Taught Me: 1. How to smell a storm 2. Dress in layers 3. Experiencing four seasons in an hour 4. How to drive in the snow 5. Olympic level Cornhole skill 6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere” 7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
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Driving in the morning with a frosted windshield twitter.com/SportsCenter/s…
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The three branches of Midwest gov’t
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In the Midwest we play a fun game called “am I still on the road”
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Kids these days get a push alert to let them know school is cancelled. They’ll never know the thrill/terror of watching the list of schools scroll through on the local news.
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Rt Bags Fav Cornhole
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When asked where you're from: *Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
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winter in the midwest is driving to school with your windshield half frosted hoping there isn’t a deer hiding in the field you just passed going 70 mph
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You haven’t had the true midwestern experience until you’ve hit a pothole so hard your soul leaves your body and end up apologizing to your car
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“Welcome to our historic downtown” The downtown:
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Midwesterner DNA 🍻 🌽 🍻🌽   🌽  🌽🍻 🌽 🍻 🌽  🍻 🌽  🍻 🌽 🍻 🌽🍻   🍻  🍻🌽 🍻  🌽 🍻  🌽 🍻   🌽 🍻  🌽  🍻🌽 🌽 🍻 🌽 🍻
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In this day in 2001 a Midwest school served this pizza and they cheered
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The Midwest Taught Me: 1. How to smell a storm 2. Dress in layers 3. Expect four seasons in an hour 4. How to drive in the snow and rain 5. Olympic level Cornhole skill 6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere” 7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
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POV: you walk into a Midwest party
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Picture this. A storm has hit the area with lightning thunder and tornados. sirens are blaring. like a normal Midwesterner you grab your lawn chair cold beer and head for the roof. you look to your right. It’s bob. you look to your left. it’s gretchen. life is good.
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Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit? Like sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope you get pulled over.
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in the midwest we wake up every morning and.. Get This 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽
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If you’ve been hit with “hi hungry I’m dad” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation
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The most Midwest thing you’ll see all day