Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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Time to solve this as civilized midwesterners RT: Ope Fav: Oops
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“The snow is gone it’ll be nice to drive again!” Midwest roads:
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Things that aren’t Midwestern but feel very Midwestern
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This is so accurate
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Kansas Ohio Minnesota North Dakota Indiana South Dakota 🤝 🤝 45 min goodbye 🤝 🤝 Michigan Wisconsin Nebraska Iowa Missouri Illinois
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seasons of the Midwest Jan - Bitterly Cold Feb - Still Cold Mar - Potholes Apr - Ope its snowing again May - Storms Jun - Mosquitoes Jul - Walk out & sweat instantly Aug - Surface of the sun Sep - Tiny Black Bugs Oct - Bonfires Nov - Winter Preview Dec - Cold with decorations
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Nobody: Midwesterners when the temperature is above 40°:
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Midwesterners validating summer weather “it’s hot but it wouldn’t be that bad without the humidity”
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Queso = Spanish for cheese K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
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“Name an extreme sport” Driving with an ice covered windshield with less than 10% visibility
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When a Midwesterner says “the other day” it could mean 30 minutes or 30 years ago
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It’s officially “why do I live here” season
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today is 50 degrees and by thanksgiving we will have six inches of snow Ope
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The Midwest just be throwing out temperatures like Power Ball Numbers 18 51 33 28 42
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Seasons in the Midwest
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On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me 12 unpredictable seasons 11 unfixed potholes 10 cups of ranch 9 tornado sirens 8 no cop no stops 7 “you betchas” 6 suicidal deer 5 OPE SORRYS 4 hotdish meals 3 Uffdas 2 games of cornhole And a 1 finger wave from an oncoming car
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7 Up cures all illness in the eyes of Midwest mothers.
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Being from the Midwest is admiring a house and then saying “but imagine that driveway in the winter”
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Every Midwesterner has this drawer
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An Midwestern Baptism twitter.com/DannyDutch/sta…
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Midwesterner’s “I’m only walking from my car to the building so I don’t need a coat” is unmatched
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Nobody: Midwesterners: When Eminem said “Ope there goes gravity” we really felt that
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Nobody appreciates a 70 degree day with no humidity in August more than people that live in the Midwest. People don’t actually sweat as soon as they step out the door
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Midwest DNA ⛈ 🌦 🌪 🌧 ☀️ 🌤 ❄️ 🌨 🌦 ❄️ ⛈ 🌩 🌤 ☀️ 🌦 🌪 🌤 🌦 ⛈ 🌦 💨 ☔️ ⛈ 🌊 🌬 💨 ❄️ ⛈ 🌨 ☂️ 🌪 🌤 🌨