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Midwesterners: what a beautiful day
The wind:
1378
Official statement: mayonnaise doesn’t belong on popcorn
1379
Midwest dad go-to sayings
“hi hungry I’m dad”
flips meat on grill: “that’s what I’m talking about”
gets bill: *looks at youngest child* “hope you brought your wallet”
asked for time: “time for you to get a watch”
standing in their way: “you make a better door than a window”
1380
Midwest Gas Stations in a blizzard:
Pay inside or at the pump?
Car wash?
Do you want this receipt?
If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I wrote you a love letter would write back?
Are you made cause I’m asking you 21 questions?
1381
everyone shits on the midwest but forgets that we invented having an extra refrigerator in the garage
1382
We don’t talk enough about how Kansas doesn’t get talked about. Does anyone live in Kansas anymore? What’s happened there since Dorothy got swept up in a tornado? If you’re from Kansas please send a signal that you’re okay.
1383
It doesn’t get any more Midwest than this
1385
The sunset at The sunset at
scenic locations Dollar General
1386
Midwesterners walking their alien out of Area 51
1387
When a Midwesterner says:
1. Watch out for deer
2. There’s food in the fridge
3. I’ll take care of your ___ when you’re out of town
…they love you
1388
Nobody:
Minnesota: what if we built the biggest Taco Bell ever
1390
for years I've thought that cinnamon rolls and chili were something that just went together; finding out it's just a midwestern thing & I'm baffled
1391
When uncivilized people trying calling it bags instead of cornhole
1392
“Well, I suppose” /wel i spose/🔉 1. A phrase commonly spoken by midwesterners signaling their intentions to “head out.” 2. Usually followed by an additional 10-40 minutes of small talk before previously mentioned “heading out” occurs.
1393
I will also add that in the Midwest 45 degrees in March is approximately 10 degrees warmer than 45 degrees in October.
It is science. twitter.com/midwestern_fol…
1394
When someone’s holding the door open for me more than 10 seconds
1396
The best part about small town bars is free popcorn and the touchtunes jukebox
1398
Key to any successful midwestern relationship:
1. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re wrong
2. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re right
3. Drive an extra 30 minutes for favorite fast food
4. Start car in the cold
5. Put windshield wipers up before snow
6. Know at least 5 crockpot dishes
1399
The south is really out here struggling 😂
1400
Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at Kwik Trip”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Bonfire party tonight”
*Walking around the store for fun*
“Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody