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the 13 seasons of midwestern states:
winter
fool's spring
road construction (endless)
second winter
spring of deception
third winter
mud season
all of the above
actual spring
summer
false fall
second summer (1 week)
actual fall
ope
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Live look at the Midwest
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Rt if you hide a Christmas pickle ornament on the tree
Trying to prove a point
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If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you for a side of ranch
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We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “you’re fine” vs “no worries” response to “Sorry”
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
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Ope
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A poem:
Will it rain?
Will it snow?
I live in the Midwest
So I don’t know..
Probably both twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Me in the Midwest: screw this i’m bored
Me anywhere else: we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which directly translates to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”.
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Midwest Snow Removal Guide
2> inches : leaf blower
2-6 inches : send kids to shovel
6-9 inches : dad goes out to help
10+ inches : call the guy with the plow or Ariens snowblower
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Let’s solve this as civilized midwesterners: how do you pronounce milk?
Retweet if it’s “m-ilk”
Like if it’s “m-elk”
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Why there’s a billion potholes still out there wrecking our cars twitter.com/Cfoldatrackste…
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Speak midwestern 101
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
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110% relate to this
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