Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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Let’s get 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 👻👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻👻 🕷🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷🕷 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🕸 🕸 🕸🕸 🕸 🕸 🕸
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Falsest thing I’ve read about the Midwest t.co/H1UZpoptrl
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*midwesteener hits a curb* “Ope” *hits 2 curbs* “Ope. Ope.” *hits a pothole* “I’m so sorry car”
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Rt dinner Fav supper
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Sometimes midwest nice is too nice
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“It’s kind of cold” Midwesterners: cold? This is not cold. I’m wearing shorts and a hoodie today. I was born in the snow and use ice for a blanket.
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Hold up... what is this called? A. Sloppy Joe B. Maid Rite C. TAVERN¿ D. Loose Meat Sandwich
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Would you help Ohio with the kangaroo invasion?
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rt if you can relate to our header
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April has been ranked worst month of the year by 69% of midwesterners
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“How’d you know I was from the Midwest?” First of all, you showed respect
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In the Midwest the garage or basement fridge is reserved for beer, leftovers and surplus of meats from the local butcher twitter.com/hamms_man/stat…
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Scientists theorize this is where humidity comes from twitter.com/RMetroweather/…
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*someone bumps into me* Them: oh I’m sorry Me as a Midwesterner: first of all, it’s “ope”
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How to use Ope 1. You’re in the way: “Ope, sorry” 2. Suddenly called upon: “Ope, okay” 3. It makes sense now: “Ope, got it” 4. Late for something: “Ope, let’s go”
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“Say I love you without those 3 words”
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Indiana is CORN Ohio is INDUSTRIAL Missouri Kansas is ABUNDANT South Dakota is ROLLING HILLS North Dakota is COLD
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*Culver’s but the truest statement yet this week
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Like my grandpa probably always said “never shovel or scrape snow that a leaf blower can remove”
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Find the Midwesterners who don’t apologize after bumping into you: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only difference is they’re going to hell.
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Ya’ll crazy if you never heard of “no cop no stop” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Top 5 Midwest Zingers: 5. How the hell are you? 4. Drive safe, watch for deer they have a death wish around here 3. Living the dream! 2. Well, spose it’s that time *knee slap* 1. Really not so bad without the wind
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110% accurate