1326
it’s march in the midwest and it’s going to be:
⚪️ raining
⚪️ snowing
⚪️ tornado-ing
🔘 all of the above
because:
⚪️ midwest weather
⚪️ climate change
🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
1329
“WELP!”
1. An exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
2. A phrase when a person has no good options
1330
Midwesterners love commenting on:
1. How the crops are looking
2. How high the river is
3. The rain that “we really needed”
4. Their neighbors yards
1331
Midwesterner: lol the midwest sucks, I’m bored
Outsider: the midwest sucks, it’s boring
Me:
1332
If you have the AC running today a Midwest Dad will have a stroke twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1335
tips for living in the Midwest:
1. Never say soda when referring to pop
2. Ranch is everything
3. It’s not ‘that’ cold
1336
that feeling of seeing your school name come across the screen is an all time high
1338
Me in the Midwest: lol this sucks
Someone else: the Midwest sucks
Me: the Midwest is perfect! I was born in a cornfield and breastfed ranch dressing. My first word was ope. My mom is a cornstalk. Ever heard of the bread basket? Culver's, Scotcheroos, Kwik Trip, puppy chow?
1341
If you take the pothole count from Iowa and multiply that by the unfinished road construction in Illinois you get Ohio
1342
Midwestern moms when they see kids wearing shorts in negative degree weather
1343
Say you’re from a small town to someone else also from a small town and it’ll turn into some weird competition like:
How many kids were in ur graduating class??? I had 4
We had one stop light in our town!
Oh ya... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day??!
1344
Nobody:
Grandma: “warsh” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1345
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1347
The Midwestern urge to offer someone food or drinks 3 seconds after walking into the house
1348
Every midwesterner knows tornadoes can’t hurt you on a Wednesday. Those are the rules.
1349
Midwest nice is that one guy that snow blows the entire block after a huge snow storm @Ariens
#AriensHero
1350
Only in the Midwest do you cancel your tornado drill because of a winter storm in April
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody