1352
Nothing gets Midwesterners going like a new gas station in their town
1353
“it’s cold”
Midwesterner (no coat): you’re cold? Wait until February. We’ll eat icicles for breakfast and clear snow off our cars with bare hands. Midwesterners just don’t get cold easily, we’re genetically immune from generations of suffering. Minnesotans still live in igloos.
1354
midwestern dads be walking around like
🧢
“OPE”
🍺^— | \
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1357
If you're from the Midwest and your dad looks like this
You will too someday.
1358
Rt if you’re in sunshine
Fav if you’re in a blizzard
1361
The line for every car wash in the Midwest today
1362
Rt Wednesday
Fav Tuesday
Comment Saturday
Trying to see something
1363
Midwest dad quotes:
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
when standing in their way : “you make a better door than a window”
answers the phone: “YELLO” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1365
Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.
1367
*sitting on death row*
“Alright what’s your last meal request”
Me:
1368
What’s the weather like in the Midwest?
🔘Cold
🔘Hot
🔘Whatever it feels like
1369
WHAT DO WE WANT?
__________________
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| spring |
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(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
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| NOW |
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(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
1370
Midwest Grandmas twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…
1371
People in the Midwest when it’s cold:
(credit: veetstweeets)
1372
Midwestern flex: oh you already turned your heat on?
1374
My love language is when you tell me to tell my mom you say hi
1375
The Midwest, home of
Bipolar weather
Suicidal deer
Puppy chow
mf Ranch dressing
No cop No stop
The nicest people
Delicious beef
Fake ID's
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