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Nobody:
Midwesterners: better mow the lawn before winter is here
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I’m a
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a bonfire and cold beer
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in the Midwest be like:
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The transition of the Midwest 😂 twitter.com/AblerWill/stat…
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Nobody:
Upper Midwest: “melk”
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Your daily Midwestern test:
When you hit it a pothole, you apologized to your car ✅
You put your paper plate upside down in the trash so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat ✅
10-15 “opes” ✅
You have a grocery bag full of grocery bags in your house ✅
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me: *hopes for consistent/nice weather*
the midwest: 50 degrees on monday, rain all day tuesday, high of 20 on wednesday, 35 and sleet thursday, friday it’s snowing
me: weird flex but ok
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Midwestern Song Titles, Vol. 1
Ope! I Did it Again
Bye Bye (Talk for Another 20 Minutes by the Door) Bye
Ope, there goes gravity!
I Wanna Hold Your Door
I Want You Betcha
Ex's and Ohfercute's
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In the Midwest, the size of your town is based off of how many stop lights are in it
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person: so where are YOU from
me: uh, Chicago...well a suburb of Chicago
person: oh where
me: you’ve never heard of it
person: where
me: *tells them*
person: nope never heard of it twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in March vs midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in November twitter.com/lvgthedreamiow…
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New year, same Ope 🍻
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People in the Midwest live longer. We partially freeze for several months thus we age more gracefully. We are then moisturized for several months gently thawing until we are ready to be baked in the Summer.
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Lost to Purdue 49-20 twitter.com/rbacon38_/stat…
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Roses are red
The Midwest is dope
Puppy chow, ranch and 40° in February is shorts weather
Ope