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Small town Midwest: *fireworks*
Urban Midwest: *fireworks* gunshots?!
1277
In the Midwest we don’t ask “Did you eat?” We ask “jeetyet ?
"Naw"
"Jyawantoo?"
we also pronounce it "bolth" &
grandma says: “warsh” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Coolest lightning show caught on camera (probably)
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Midwest dads on vacation:
1. Wake up at 6 AM for no reason
2. Puts address in GPS, uses route he thinks is quicker than route that is given.
3. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
4. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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People that have the patience to make these are American treasures and should be cherished
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Pros of growing up in the Midwest:
having a gravel road "short cut" to about anywhere in your state
hs party got busted? no worries there was always a 🌽 field nearby to run to
going out tonight? all you need is a pair of jeans and a hoodie
everyone turned 21 at the age of 16
1283
You either Ope this world or it Opes you twitter.com/380kmh/status/…
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Fun things to do in the Midwest
1. Drive around
2. Drive around and wave at passing cars
3. Wave people through 4 way stops
4. Drive until you see cows and say “COWS”
1286
Winter in the Midwest?
Oh you mean “It’s officially slip and bust my ass season” or “why do I live here szn”
1287
Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at McDonald’s”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Bonfire party tonight”
*Walking around Walmart or the
mall for fun*
“Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”
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The UK drives on the left side of the road, midwesterners drive on what’s left of the road we are not the same
1289
Does she love you or is she just from Midwest?
“Watch out for deer”
“Tell your folks I say hi”
“Jeet yet?”
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PSA ⚠️
STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE TORNADOS
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Midwesterners:
please retweet if you have this exact same plate in your home
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⚠️THIS IS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAKE SHELTER NOW⚠️
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┻┳| 🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨
┻┳| 🌪
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┻┳| | 😀
┳┻| | |/🍺
┻┳| | ——\
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Fail Proof Midwest List:
- Cold beer after mowing the lawn
- One finger wave on country roads
- Bonfires on cool nights
- “Ope sorry” in a crowd
- Ranch on anything
- Long drives to Kwik Trip for fun
- Dads saying “for crying out loud” when angry
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Every Midwesterner validating single digit temperatures: “You know, it wouldn’t really be that bad outside if it wasn’t for the wind...”
1298
Merge South and North Dakota to make MegaKota
rt to sign the petition
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As a Midwesterner my preferred natural disaster is tornado followed closely by the 100 year flood that happens every 5 years
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People you can’t trust:
1. Those who sleep with their socks on
2. Those who enter through the front door of a midwesterner’s home, you must use the garage
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody