1251
This is the type of stuff that makes Midwesterners go outside, look up at the sky with their hands on their hips, and say things like “Ope, looks like we got a storm rolling in” twitter.com/dizzymom64/sta…
1252
It’s funny when Midwesterners say “just up the road” because it could mean a 5 min walk or 3 hours to the nearest city
1253
Appreciation Post: shout out to all the nurses, doctors, police, firefighters, EMTs, plow teams, utility workers, service providers, and everyone else who doesn’t have the option to work from home, Thank You — stay safe out there ❤️
1254
Ending a Midwest phone call
“Yeah, yeah, yep”
“You bet”
*say hi to ten people for me*
“Alright yep will do”
“Alright well”
*one more side convo*
“Welp, I’ll let you go”
1255
Southern hospitality and Midwest nice are the same except the Midwesterner has been trying to leave for 45 minutes and is too polite to say anything
1256
Advice for anyone moving to the Midwest:
1. Ope is the most sincere apology
2. If you get stuck in a ditch never fear, your neighbor with a truck will have you towed shortly
3. “Wouldn’t be bad without the humidity” in the summer and “not so bad without the wind” in the winter
1257
Roses are red
Snows got us pinned
Midwesterners get bread
Wouldn’t be bad w/o the wind
1258
“Sorry I was late traffic was bad this morning”
1259
*sandwich with everything you asked not to be on it*
Waitress: how is everything?
Midwesterner: Great!
1261
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┃┃╱╲ In this
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▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
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╱ 30° w/ no wind ____ ╲
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1262
When a Midwestern father ties something down to a vehicle it is mandatory for him to pull the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”
1263
*A midwestern dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill*
His Brad:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Dad:
"You guys ready to rock and roll?" twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1264
⚠️ Trigger warning ⚠️
This is what happens when you don’t tap the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”
1265
“When covid is over” is starting to sound a whole lot like “tell your folks I say hi”
1268
There Are Eight Parts to a Perfect Midwest Super Bowl Party
8. Seven layer dip
7. Charcuterie board (aka meat and cheese)
6. Lil smokies
5. Meatballs (toothpick)
4. Nachos
3. Chicken wings
2. Rotel + hamburger Queso
1. Buffalo chicken dip
1269
Midwesterners emailing someone for help
1270
Live look at midwesterners training for the Winter Olympics
1271
Visiting the Midwest y’all need anything?
1272
*the very first split second midwesterners think winter might be over*
Mother Nature:
1273
“Midwesterners don’t have any culture”
Me:
1274
Next week is daylight savings.
Winter is almost over.
Birds are chirping.
The potholes are visible again.
You’re almost there keep going.
1275
Midwest parents love to drive their kids 14 hours on vacation instead of fly just to walk faster than them everywhere and make fun of them for sleeping in
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody