1226
The pasty/ashy legs of the midwesterner arise from the shadows as shorts and hoodie weather is upon us
1227
Antonio brown Midwest weather
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Unpredictable
1228
The Perfect Saturday?
- no wind
- no rain
- no snow
- no humidity
- no bugs
Just backyard bbq and Cornhole. I like Cornhole
1230
Is this love or is this the Midwest?
“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell her / him I say hi”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
1231
When it’s windy and you haven’t told anybody how nice it would be today without it
1232
When you’re 10 dangs, 25 that’s crazies and 6 I’ll let you go’s and they keep talking
1233
If you were subject to “hi hungry I’m dad” or “a bird is going to poop on that pouting lip” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation
1234
We call this “Midwest Meditation” twitter.com/CaucasianJames…
1236
“It can’t snow in October”
Midwest: hold my corn
1237
Midwesterners Football
🤝
Buffalo chicken dip
1240
The 9 levels of midwestern anger
9. “jesus, mary and, joseph”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”midwestvseverybody.com/products/ope-d…
1241
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
answers the phone: “YELLO”midwestvseverybody.com/products/ope-h…
1242
Nobody:
Midwest Grandparents: “need anything warshed?”
1243
Midwesterners be like “Ope” when they should OPEn up to somebody about their seasonal depression
1244
“Ope, scuse me” will get you out of any tough situation
1245
“My body is a temple” okay mine is this abandoned Midwest dollar general
1247
Midwesterners just get in and drive because enough of the windshield and is clear twitter.com/PLENTYCASH_WAV…
1248
Today has a special feel to it. You may observe the wild Midwesterner in its natural habitat wearing shorts and hoodie, car windows rolled down and tranquil demeanor allowing cars to go through first at 4 way stops and half smile head nods to strangers
1249
Giving the hometown tour:
“This used to be a video store”
“Here’s our 3rd Kwik Trip”
“That’s the new Culvers”
“That also used to be a video store”
1250
Sorry I’m late I didn’t know who showed up to the four way stop first so we just sat there
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