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A midwesterner’s look at time...
OPE
OPE ^ OPE
OPE | OPE
OPE ⊙—-> OPE
OPE OPE
OPE OPE
OPE
1202
Midwesterners give directions like “turn right by grain elevator then left at the HELL IS REAL sign and when you reach the dead oak tree you’re almost there”
1203
“big city driving is scary 😩”
*Also takes a back road corner at 90mph*
1207
Going from 50° to 50 in. is about as Midwest as it gets
1208
People in the Midwest:
People who used to live in the Midwest:
how’s that cold feel??? SO glad I moved away! Sunny and 80 where I’m at. I don’t miss snow or that indecisive weather AT ALL! Don’t be too jealous!!!
1209
1210
Midwesterners looking for significantly discounted clothing twitter.com/paigekrphillip…
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Kansas Ohio
Minnesota North Dakota
Indiana South Dakota
🤝
🤝 Tell your folks I say hi 🤝
🤝
Michigan Wisconsin
Nebraska Iowa
Missouri Illinois
1212
Midwesterners don’t get offended easily UNLESS when people don’t do the one finger wave back at you while driving
1213
Midwest Wrapped:
1. 7,845 ope’s
2. 34,076 potholes hit
3. 5,872 “welp, alright’s”
4. 6,549 deer avoided
5. 1,542 “not so bad without the wind/humidity”
1215
What is joe biden’s plan to fix the potholes?
1217
Nobody:
Midwesterner: well hopefully tonight’s frost advisory kills some of the bugs
1221
“I like your shirt”
Midwest women: oh thanks I got it on sale from target and it’s like a million years old
1222
13 seasons of the Midwest
Winter
Fool’s Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Polar Vortex
“It wouldn’t be so bad out without the wind”
Actual Spring
Pothole and construction season
Hell’s front porch
Mosquito Heaven
False Fall
Second summer
Actual Fall
1223
The temperature be dropping from 50 to 20 like it saw a state trooper
1224
“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Life is one big ope
1225
This is how far midwesterners go to hold the door open for someone in public