Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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A midwesterner’s look at time... OPE OPE ^ OPE OPE | OPE OPE ⊙—-> OPE OPE OPE OPE OPE OPE
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Midwesterners give directions like “turn right by grain elevator then left at the HELL IS REAL sign and when you reach the dead oak tree you’re almost there”
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“big city driving is scary 😩” *Also takes a back road corner at 90mph*
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Bernie looks like he’s running errands with his kids on Saturday morning
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Can’t wait to have one of these soon 😍
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🙌
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Going from 50° to 50 in. is about as Midwest as it gets
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People in the Midwest: People who used to live in the Midwest: how’s that cold feel??? SO glad I moved away! Sunny and 80 where I’m at. I don’t miss snow or that indecisive weather AT ALL! Don’t be too jealous!!!
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Midwesterner: I have trust issues Date: oh did someone hurt you in the past? Midwesterner: no sometimes the sun doesn’t shine for 40 days and I don’t think it’ll ever come back
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Midwesterners looking for significantly discounted clothing twitter.com/paigekrphillip…
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Kansas Ohio Minnesota North Dakota Indiana South Dakota 🤝 🤝 Tell your folks I say hi 🤝 🤝 Michigan Wisconsin Nebraska Iowa Missouri Illinois
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Midwesterners don’t get offended easily UNLESS when people don’t do the one finger wave back at you while driving
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Midwest Wrapped: 1. 7,845 ope’s 2. 34,076 potholes hit 3. 5,872 “welp, alright’s” 4. 6,549 deer avoided 5. 1,542 “not so bad without the wind/humidity”
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The truth
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What is joe biden’s plan to fix the potholes?
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This is what Super Bowl Sunday is really about
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Nobody: Midwesterner: well hopefully tonight’s frost advisory kills some of the bugs
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Special head of lettuce on this one
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“Let’s go shopping” No “Everything is on sale” Midwesterners:
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“I like your shirt” Midwest women: oh thanks I got it on sale from target and it’s like a million years old
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13 seasons of the Midwest Winter Fool’s Spring Second Winter Spring of Deception Polar Vortex “It wouldn’t be so bad out without the wind” Actual Spring Pothole and construction season Hell’s front porch Mosquito Heaven False Fall Second summer Actual Fall
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The temperature be dropping from 50 to 20 like it saw a state trooper
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“What’s it like living in the Midwest?” Life is one big ope
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This is how far midwesterners go to hold the door open for someone in public