1176
Reminder that the top of the fridge is extra storage space
1177
“Must be a lot safer in the Midwest without hurricanes”
Midwest:
1178
As an experienced midwesterner I can confirm that this chart is correct.
1179
“We’ve already had false spring and second winter when is it going to be real spring?”
1180
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the people that didn’t put their plate face down in the trash when there was food left
1181
The junk drawer is the Midwest equivalent to cleaning your room by shoving everything under the bed
1182
Ope, sorry to bother but my count there are 18: winter, wring, sprinter, spring, construction, summing, summer, sautumn, aummer, autumn, aunter, waunter, wummer, aunter, spouting, auting, sprummter, winumming twitter.com/mariadikcis/st…
1183
In order to properly meet someone in the Midwest you must somehow know a neighbor, relative, distant relative or someone who went to school with them
1186
Wrong:
“I like your boots”
“Thanks”
Right:
“I like your boots”
“Thanks I got them at a significant discount!”
1187
RT if it’s pop
Fav if it’s soda twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1189
When a child is born in the Midwest they crawl out of a corn field towards the nearest Kwik Trip where they are to be baptized in a tornado and utter their first “Ope”
1191
The “junk drawer” is a staple in every Midwest home
1192
The most powerful people in the world are midwesterners on a nice day after the weather has been terrible
1193
Midwest culture is staying after the designated class time while the professor talks because everyone is too polite to get up and leave
1194
Gary Indiana twitter.com/trad_revival/s…
1195
Like a good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "welp, spose it’s time” statement
- knee slap
- walking to the doorway
- conversation in the doorway
- hugs
- placing hand on doorknob
- more hugs and waving as you’re driving away
1196
Picture this. It’s 100 degree day much like today. You’ve just come inside after a long day of playing with friends and your mom hands you glass of this. Is your thirst quenched?
1197
you either ope this world or it opes you
1198
Once again the Midwest proving why it’s the best region in the world
Merry Christmas 🎁 twitter.com/uiowa/status/1…
1199
Darron on behalf of the Midwest welcome looks like you’re adjusting quickly twitter.com/DLeeMG8/status…
1200
Midwesterner slang for a 1/10 review:
“I didn't mind it”
“Not too bad at all”
“Did the trick”
“Yeah, pretty good”
“Better than expected”
“Fine overall”
“Decent”
“I’ve seen worse”
“It was alright”
“No real complaints”
“I ate most of it”
“Yep, okay”
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