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Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit? Like ope, sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope ya’ll get pulled over.
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If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond
1. “well, im here”
2. “oh it’s going”
3. “living the dream”
send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
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It is illegal to enter through the front door of a midwesterners home, you must use the garage
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You either ope this world or it opes you
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“WELP!”
1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options
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In the Midwest we don’t say “I’m leaving” we slap both hands on our knees and say “well I spose” which means it was time to go 30 minutes ago but we’re too polite to rush off
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as a midwesterner, fall is the superior season. shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time when we are thriving. living our best life, if you will.
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as a midwesterner, shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time. we are thriving. living the best life, if you will.
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If you think the Midwest is just a bunch of corn fields, suicidal deer, and potholes you should
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it’s also a lot of driving around looking for things to do
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⚠️ SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS in your area ⚠️
Midwesterners:
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*single leaf falls*
People from the Midwest: “Ope, well grab my flannels, throw me on a hayride, pour me some cider and call me spooky, it’s almost Halloween!”
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Nobody appreciates a 50 degree day in March more than people that live in the Midwest. People start acting totally different
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Drops 20 degrees and now every midwesterner is having soup for dinner
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it’s f****** cold out
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If you look hard enough you can smell this picture twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 roads without 1,000 potholes
that destroy my car
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Midwestern mom’s
“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell her / him I say hi”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
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midwestern talent: being able to smell the rain before it comes is our sixth sense
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“You can’t have all 4 seasons in one week”
The Midwest:
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What is a midwesterner’s drug of
choice:
ope-ium
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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You ever hit a pothole so hard you apologize to you car?
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