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“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners:
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“watch for deer” is the Midwest way of saying “I love you”
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Nobody appreciates a 50 degree day in March more than people that live in the Midwest. People start acting totally different. It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather, time to fire up the grill, roll the windows down in the car. It’s a spiritual time for us midwesterners.
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“We can’t have a blizzard in November”
Midwest: hold my corn
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⚠️ tornado warning seek shelter immediately
Midwesterners:
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Take a drink every time a Midwesterner says “it’s not so bad out today now that the wind has died down”
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How cold is it in the midwest?
(credit: taylor_scallon)
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Midwesterners online: "-60°? Ha, maybe I'll wear a light jacket haha"
Midwesterners in private, to their friends: "Shit man I don't know how much longer we can keep this facade up this is actually hell I can't walk outside without my eyeballs freezing over"
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The official walls of I grew up in the Midwest
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Let’s solve this like adults
RT for Quiktrip Like for Casey’s
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driving in the midwest:
🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🦌|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽
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The Midwestern urge to take a handful of napkins from any restaurant and put them in the glove box
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ Spring
⚪️ Electricity
🔘 Shorts & hoodie weather
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“Tornado warning, everyone please find shelter immediately”
midwesterners:
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Alright midwest what’s this game
called
RT: cornhole
Fav: bags
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I believe in science. I also believe 60° in September is colder than 60° in April.
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Things in Midwestern homes that just make sense
1. Beer fridge
2. Junk drawer
3. Lawn chairs in the garage
4. Plastic bag full of plastic bags
5. Storage on top of the fridge
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midwesterners lose their shit when that 45° weather hits lmfao
bouta go to work in a pair of shorts lmao
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It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather. A sacred time for midwesterners. Nothing can stand in our way today
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Rumor has it midwesterners are still standing on their porch saying goodbye to relatives after thanksgiving
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📍Midwesterners
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📍 Flying |
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📍Driving because it’s only 14 hours away
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody