Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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Spotted Cow. That’s it. That’s the tweet
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The “Mosquito bite” pack
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Dad: “How do you like your burger cooked?” *cooks them all the same* Cheers Dad’s 🍻
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mfs act hard but have never experienced a midwest winter
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Ope ⊂_ヽ   \\ Scuse me    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\just gonna sneak    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\right by ya  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / ノ )  Lノ (_) and grab a slice of gas station pizza
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Aaron Rodgers in the back of a pickup midwinter with a case of beer is peak Midwest living
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Do you even knee high by the Fourth of July bro?
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someone: omg do you smell the air?? californians: huh?? new yorkers: ... midwesterners: *head is throbbing* yep I have a headache and can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in two days y’all better get ready
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Midwesterner: I can’t find anything Store clerk: can I help you with anything? Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks just browsing
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The Midwest cookout starter pack
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Ranking the best Halloween candy: 1. Reese’s 2. Snickers 3. Sour patch kids 4. Twix 5. Milky Way 6. Kit Kat 7. Skittles 8. Starburst 9. Butterfinger 10. Babe Ruth . . 56. Licorice . . . 99. Tide Pods . . . . 176. Candy corn
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Nobody: Midwesterners: That pothole sounded expensive
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Midwesterners: let’s drive around and look for something to do Midwesterners at Christmas: let’s drive around and look at Christmas lights
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Midwest Spring Dress Schedule 7am - winter coat 10am - pants and light jacket 1pm - sun screen 4pm- bathing suit 7pm- shorts and hoodie 10pm- winter coat
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“SEVERE WEATHER WARNING” *light rain* Midwesterners: this could have been an email
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This will get you the electric chair in Wisconsin
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Your Midwest ranking guide 😂
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It’s always “Ope sorry” and never “I brought you culvers”
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Things to love about the Midwest - hard work ethic - the common courtesy to hold the door for the person behind you - puppy chow - midwestern nice - open roads - steak ‘n’ shake - we’re in the middle of everything - small town traditions - casey’s pizza
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$4.25 a gallon just so you can wreck your car in a pothole
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Nobody: Midwesterners:
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i am an: ⚪man ⚪woman 🔘midwestern seeking: ⚪men ⚪women 🔘more gravel road shortcuts to avoid the laughable amount of road construction
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“we can’t have all 4 seasons in a week” Midwest: hold my corn
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Nobody: Midwesterners: you bet, take care, have a good one