1151
Spotted Cow. That’s it. That’s the tweet
1154
mfs act hard but have never experienced a midwest winter
1155
Ope
⊂_ヽ
\\ Scuse me
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\just gonna sneak
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\right by ya
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lノ
(_) and grab a slice of gas station pizza
1156
Aaron Rodgers in the back of a pickup midwinter with a case of beer is peak Midwest living
1157
Do you even knee high by the Fourth of July bro?
1158
someone: omg do you smell the air??
californians: huh??
new yorkers: ...
midwesterners: *head is throbbing* yep I have a headache and can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in two days y’all better get ready
1159
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks just browsing
1161
Ranking the best Halloween candy:
1. Reese’s
2. Snickers
3. Sour patch kids
4. Twix
5. Milky Way
6. Kit Kat
7. Skittles
8. Starburst
9. Butterfinger
10. Babe Ruth
.
.
56. Licorice
.
.
.
99. Tide Pods
.
.
.
.
176. Candy corn
1162
Nobody:
Midwesterners: That pothole sounded expensive
1163
Midwesterners: let’s drive around and look for something to do
Midwesterners at Christmas: let’s drive around and look at Christmas lights
1164
Midwest Spring Dress Schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - sun screen
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- shorts and hoodie
10pm- winter coat
1168
It’s always “Ope sorry” and never “I brought you culvers”
1169
Things to love about the Midwest
- hard work ethic
- the common courtesy to hold the door for the person behind you
- puppy chow
- midwestern nice
- open roads
- steak ‘n’ shake
- we’re in the middle of everything
- small town traditions
- casey’s pizza
1170
$4.25 a gallon just so you can wreck your car in a pothole
1172
i am an:
⚪man
⚪woman
🔘midwestern
seeking:
⚪men
⚪women
🔘more gravel road shortcuts to avoid the laughable amount of road construction
1175
Nobody:
Midwesterners: you bet, take care, have a good one