1026
If living in the Midwest in March has taught you anything it should be that if today is nice prepare for winter tomorrow
1027
The whole world is in disarray meanwhile the Midwest is minding its business, drinking beer and watching the NFL like they’re supposed to
1028
If you say “welp, I spose it’s that time” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play cornhole
1029
Shorts and hoodie weather time of the year. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.
1031
(•_•)
<) )╯Ope
/ \
\(•_•)
( (> lemme just
/ \
(•_•)
<) )> squeeze past you and grab
/ \ the tater tot casserole out of
the oven
1034
I hate earthquakes and hurricanes. As a quality Midwesterner I prefer Mother Natures punishment in the form of blizzards and tornados
1035
Welcome to the Midwest where you’ll experience all four seasons on your morning commute
1036
You either Ope this world or it Ope’s you
1037
4. Olympic level athleticism when playing cornhole
5. Refusal to wear a jacket bc “Im only walking from my car to the building” strength is unmatched
6. The extreme thoughtfulness to put ur paper plate upside down in the trash to not offend whoever made the stuff you didnt eat
1038
It’s nice to know that someone’s oven timer is going off and a very sarcastic and funny Midwesterner is saying “I heard ya”
1039
It’s illegal not to go outside and enjoy the day
1040
“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners:
1042
Ranch goes with pizza. I said what I said
1043
one good weather weekend and all of a sudden you’re a good person again
1044
Midwesterners have a toxic trait of looking inside at every passing vehicle trying to figure out if it’s someone they know
1045
In the Midwest we don't stop at stop signs, we do what we call "a rolling stop" or slide through the stop in slush and snow
1046
Ladies, if he
-has manners
-drinks beer
-says “ope”
- wears shorts and a hoodie in the snow
-is polite and holds the door for you
He’s from the Midwest. And you’ll probably drive around on your first date.
1048
People in the Midwest when they hear a tornado siren and it’s not the first Tuesday/Wednesday of the month:
1049
Midwestern Units of Measurement:
Next door = 500 ft.-3 miles
Just up the road = 5-10 miles
Up North= hand gesture north-ish
A couple minutes away = 10-20 miles
Not too far = 45 minutes
A lil’ ways = over an hour
Pretty good drive = 2 hours+
Drive down there = literally anywhere
1050
POV: someone doesn’t put their unfinished plate upside down in the trash and now I’m questioning how polite they are
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody