1001
Spring in the Midwest reminds me that there is still good in this world
1002
Sick and tired of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns, cornfields and Kwik Trips. They forget it’s also a lot of slowed traffic from road construction and deer that enjoy jumping in front of vehicles
1003
The Midwestern urge to drive 45 minutes to go to your favorite restaurant
1005
If you don’t finish all your food on Thanksgiving it is polite to put your food upside down in the trash to avoid offending the host
1006
*holds door for 15 strangers at a restaurant*
1008
It’s funny that people think the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields but they forget it’s also a lot of driving around on roads full of potholes, construction, random waves to passing cars and avoiding deer on the way to Kwik Trip
1009
Every midwestern girl when they see a dog
1011
#MidwestProbs When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
1013
Stop 👏 slowing 👏 down 👏 for 👏 people 👏 entering 👏 the 👏 freeway 👏
1014
Living in the Midwest
me
📍
📏 (45min to 1hr
📏 drive)
📏
📍
civilization
1015
It is customary to have 16 types of coat when living in the Midwest and you will use all of them within the span of a few hours
1016
If living in the Midwest in March has taught you anything it should be that if today is nice prepare for winter tomorrow
1017
If two midwesterners almost run into each other and no ones around to hear it, do they “ope?”
1019
Few inches of snow and Midwesterners turn into different animals
1020
Fun things do in small town midwest during quarantine :
-admire road work
-go to Walmart (don’t hang too long)
-bonfire/shed party (FaceTime)
-run through a field
-watch tornado
-experience 4 seasons in 4 hours
1021
It went from “not so bad without the wind” to “not so bad without the humidity” in 24 hours
1024
45 degrees in spring vs 45 degrees in fall
1025
Welp, we actually treat people with respect. twitter.com/josh_hammer/st…
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