Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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Midwest DNA 🍻 🐖 🚧🌽   🌽  🌽🍻 🌪 🍻 🌽  ❄️ 🦌   🍻 🌽 🚧 🌽🍻   🌪  🍻🌽 ❄️  🌽 🍻  🐄 🍻   🌪 🐄  🌽  🍻🦌 🌽 🍻 🚧 🐖
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Growing up in the Midwest is waiting your entire childhood for your mom to finish a conversation with her friend at the store so you can go home
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Pothole season in the Midwest be like:
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Nobody: Midwesterners: can’t wait for tornado watching season
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this
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*dark clouds roll in* Me: now what do we have here? 😎 ≤))≥ _| \_
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*Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor* Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Ope, I’m sorry. Are you mad at me?
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Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and bring you to a corn field in the middle of nowhere
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Toxic traits midwest edition: 1. Waving people through 4 way stops 2. Apologizing after asking for help 3. Buying things just because they’re discounted
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Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
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If you’ve eaten one of these you’re immune to the coronavirus
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it’s march in the midwest and it’s going to be: ⚪️ raining ⚪️ snowing 🔘 both because: ⚪️ midwest weather ⚪️ climate change 🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
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School: today is ranch day That one midwesterner:
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You’ll overhear elderly Midwest folks talking in public saying “the other day” and refer to something in 1992
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Rt If you read this as “Ope Nope” because your Midwest roots over power logic
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Friday night in the Midwest me 📍 📏 (45 min drive) 📏 📏 📍 Your favorite restaurant
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Feel good story
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Midwesterners asking for help
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The Midwestern dilemma Outside Indoors
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How midwesterners politely tell their visitor that it's time to go home 101: *take a deep breath* then you just say "welp" really forcefully and slap your knees with your hands, then stand up. Other midwesterners will recognize the signal and say "spose we should head out"
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Growing up in small town Midwest is looking up a restaurants menu on Facebook because none of them have websites
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Midwest nice can be exhausting: - how are you? - how are your parents/kids? - can I get you anything to eat/drink? - can I do your chores? - do you need me to smile, wave, slightly nod my head or hold the door open for you? - can I mow your lawn? - do you want my house?
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Midwesterners be like “ooh a tasty snack”