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Midwest DNA
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Growing up in the Midwest is waiting your entire childhood for your mom to finish a conversation with her friend at the store so you can go home
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Pothole season in the Midwest be like:
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*dark clouds roll in*
Me: now what do we have here?
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*Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor*
Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Ope, I’m sorry. Are you mad at me?
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Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and bring you to a corn field in the middle of nowhere
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Toxic traits midwest edition:
1. Waving people through 4 way stops
2. Apologizing after asking for help
3. Buying things just because they’re discounted
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Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
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it’s march in the midwest and it’s going to be:
⚪️ raining
⚪️ snowing
🔘 both
because:
⚪️ midwest weather
⚪️ climate change
🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
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You’ll overhear elderly Midwest folks talking in public saying “the other day” and refer to something in 1992
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Friday night in the Midwest
me
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📏 (45 min drive)
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Your favorite restaurant
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How midwesterners politely tell their visitor that it's time to go home 101:
*take a deep breath* then you just say "welp" really forcefully and slap your knees with your hands, then stand up. Other midwesterners will recognize the signal and say "spose we should head out"
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Growing up in small town Midwest is looking up a restaurants menu on Facebook because none of them have websites
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Midwest nice can be exhausting:
- how are you?
- how are your parents/kids?
- can I get you anything to eat/drink?
- can I do your chores?
- do you need me to smile, wave, slightly nod my head or hold the door open for you?
- can I mow your lawn?
- do you want my house?