1076
Fun things to do in the Midwest:
-Admire road work
-hit suicidal deer
-Go to Walmart
-drive around for fun
-one finger wave at people
-Run through a field
-Experience all 4 seasons in one day
-Drink pop, not soda
-Say ope at least 12 times a day t.co/D8zgQGbjYe
1077
Midwesterners when the forecasted temp is above 50 degrees
1078
Midwest Dad Thread: *vacation to do list*
1. Wake up at 6 AM for no reason
2. Yell at the gps
3. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
4. Google search history facts of the area
5. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else
1079
Stranger: “Yeah I’ll have a soda”
People from the Midwest: “Wtf did you just say?”
1080
The CDC announced that it is perfectly safe to roll your windows down and enjoy a 50° day in December
1081
Midwesterners in paradise twitter.com/barstoolsports…
1083
Midwest small town rivalry is saying that your town is great, has a better coffee shop, and is way better at sports. The next town over is terrible in all regards.
1084
People from the South: “High of 60 today? I’ll need my parka, gloves and thermal heater today.”
People in the Midwest when it’s below zero one day and 30 degrees the next: “honey, I’m taking the lawnmower out today.”
1086
Gas pump in the summer: begin fueling
Gas pump in the winter:
1. Pay here or inside?
2. Would you like a car wash?
3. When was your last visit?
4. Please present 3 forms of ID
5. 2 for 1 breakfast sandwiches inside
6. Begin fueling after this short survey
1087
That no matter how hard you try, you physically can’t stop yourself from slipping out an “ope” after bumping into someone
1089
New York: skyscrapers!
LA: California girls 🤪
South: everything is bigger here
Midwest: COWS
1090
Kansas Ohio
Minnesota North Dakota
Indiana South Dakota
🤝
🤝 Ope sorry 🤝
🤝
Michigan Wisconsin
Nebraska Iowa
Missouri Illinois
1093
Midwest culture is a never ending cycle of “alright well...” to signal that it’s time to leave, the other person responding with “yeah I suppose”.
*light leg tap*
**both people getting up ready to go**
1094
You’re not really a Midwesterner if you haven’t apologized to an inanimate object in the form of “Ope, sorry”
1095
People love the Midwest until they’re stuck at a 4 way stop for 20 minutes wondering who got there first
1096
It’s actually not that cold without the wind
1098
Good night to everybody except the people who don’t apologize profusely after asking for a favor like a healthy midwesterner
1100
It’s common in Michigan when someone thanks you for something, you don’t say you’re welcome. You simply just reply by saying, “No problem”
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