951
Attention ⚠️
The pothole fillers have fallen in a pothole
952
The Ultimate Back Yard Chair
- uneven
- usually covered in dirt
- on the verge of breaking
- surprisingly comfortable
- could survive a nuclear explosion
- somehow always at the backyard bonfire
954
Let’s clear some things up:
1. It’s cornhole not bags
2. It’s pop not soda
3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag
4. Kwik Trip > Kum n Go
5. Ope is a lifestyle
6. Ranch is a primary food group
7. And these are called water fountains not bubblers
955
In order to properly know someone’s character they must endure one Midwest winter
956
“Where you from?”
“The midwest”
“Where in the midwest?”
*a small town*
“Ohh ok what’s that by?”
“Chicago, a suburb...”
“Um where?”
“The fields.... I’m from the third cornfield south of the Minnesota border and my Dad’s name is Dekalb Seed.”
957
In parts of the Midwest, the left car lane is reserved for drivers that wish to drive under the speed limit in tandem with someone in the right lane
958
every dude in the Midwest is built like this
959
You
Vs.
The guy she
tells you not to
worry about
960
Midwestern dad when he gets the check: “Alright, what’s the damage?”
961
The lawn “doesn’t stand a chance”starter pack
962
October 1st:
Midwesterners: well stuff my pumpkin with a light bulb and take me to an apple orchard it’s Halloween 🎃
963
Minnesota has released snowplow class names of 2023 and they’re electric twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
964
Enough hating on the Midwest
Iowa is PLENTIFUL
Michigan is NATURAL
Minnesota is PRODUCTIVE
Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL
Illinois
Nebraska is AGRICULTRUAL
965
Midwest culture is partying in your basement, garage or shed and it’s beautiful
967
Name something more relaxing than a thunderstorm while you sleep... I’ll wait 🌩
968
Please allow children to believe in Santa. You believe that when your left knee is sore a storm is coming and nobody is ruining that for you.
969
Midwesterners: imagine the bug bites twitter.com/CHERRYH3AVEN/s…
970
Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. You don’t know this yet but your significant other is making chili for dinner. life is good.
971
Midwesterners toxic trait is thinking that it’s time to drink on the patio just because it’s above 40° and sunny
972
8 layers to a Midwest goodbye:
- slaps hand on knees warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
974
Been in quarantine so long I bumped into my coffee table just so I could remember how to “ope, sorry”
975
Welcome to the Midwest where you will experience 4 seasons in 4 hours
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody