927
Midwesterners love saying “another day in paradise” and it’s literally just another day in Indiana
928
In the Midwest you have to double check if it’s butter or leftovers
929
Midwesterner’s do this and think they just beat Mother Nature at her own game
930
Don’t cry because soup season is almost over, smile because it happened and grilling season is here
931
How to accurately measure wind in the Midwest
933
Midwesterners when there’s commotion in the neighborhood
934
Therapist: you have to stop apologizing every time you need help
Midwesterner: do you think you could help me with that? Sorry, if not no worries
Therapist:
935
“How unbothered by the BS are you?”
Midwesterners:
937
Every time I’m upset about midwest weather I think “at least I’m not in Antarctica” and then February hits. and we still don’t have penguins
938
Nobody:
Midwest kids on Friday night: let’s go to Walmart
939
It’s like a second fridge that we keep in the garage or basement and we only use it for beer, freezing meat or soup and is typically a hand me down from an older relative
941
Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “another day in paradise”: free
942
Did we check to see if other seeds explode into something delicious or did we stop at popcorn
944
The Culvers deluxe with cheese curds is the best fast food meal you can get in the Midwest fight me on this twitter.com/ebosays/status…
945
Checking the weather every morning to see what season the Midwest is in today
946
Spirit Halloween getting ready to take over abandoned Midwest strip malls
947
Midwesterners only want one thing and it’s disgusting. 70 degrees without wind and humidity
948
Imagine living in a place that doesn’t “ope”
Weird
950
Employer: what is your greatest weakness?
Midwesterner: I have a habit of apologizing to inanimate objects after bumping into them
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