876
Therapist: how are you
Midwesterner: living the dream
Therapist: 🤦♂️
877
There are currently tornado warnings and blizzard warnings in the Midwest
HOLD MY CORN
878
BREAKING: the CDC just announced that fully vaccinated individuals in the Midwest are allowed to drive around look for something to do and end up at their favorite gas station
879
Old beer sign: exists
Midwesterners: this is a decoration I have to have in my house
880
Everyone loves kindness until it’s someone waving you through a four way stop when they clearly got there first
882
“The National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning. Seek shelter immediately”
Midwesterners:
883
*Midwesterners validating weather*
-20 out: “it wouldn’t be that cold without the wind”
99 degrees: “i’m only sweating because of the humidity”
20 degrees: “honestly if ya stand in the sun it’s not that bad”
47 degrees: driving with the windows down bc it’s finally “nice out”
885
Me after holding the door for 15 strangers at the store
886
“Tell your folks i says hi”
Midwesterner: okay will do (will not do)
887
no one:
midwesterner brain:
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/ ' , ` . ` \
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( Ooopppeee '; )
( _ ' ; , - , --- '
( ; ; , , ; / -- '
\ ; ; ; /
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888
Job interview: do you have any special skills?
Midwesterner: I can smell when a thunderstorm is coming
890
*tornado rolls in*
Southerners: EVERYBODY DOWN STAIRS NOW
Midwesterners: “billy grab your camera and a net we’ve got a Nader to catch”
891
“I’ll just use bug spray”
Mosquitos in the Midwest
892
“Are we getting a tornado or blizzard today?”
The Midwest: yes
893
People act like the Midwest doesn’t have any culture. Explain chili soup and cinnamon rolls
894
If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from small town Midwest
896
Driving by a car you know in a small town
898
People from small towns will get competitive with each other like
“I graduated with six people”
“Yeah well I grew up without running water”
899
*TORNADO SIREN*
*looks outside and sees calm skies*
“Oh yeah it’s just the first Wednesday of the month”
900
*describe living in the Midwest*
me: my life is just one big “ope”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody