Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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When the main characters mention your hometown
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I can’t wait to bitch about winter
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The Midwestern urge to drive with the windows down as soon as it’s above 40°
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Babe you good? You barely said “COWS” when we passed them a second ago.
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Midwest Dad Weekend Starter Pack
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*Bags existing* Midwesterners:
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Midwesterners when they hear you can save big money at Menards
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Winter Summer 🤝 Sleeping with the fan on
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Midwesterners: ↑ ┃ 🍁 Mood ┃ ╱ Level ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┗━━━━━━━ # of days with perfect shorts and hoodie weather
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Midwest snow removal guide >2 in : leaf blower 2-6 in : send kids to shovel 6-8 in : dad goes out to help 8-12 in : snow blower <12 in : the neighbor with the truck and plow saves the whole street twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me 12 random seasons 11 unfixed potholes 10 bottles of ranch 9 tornado sirens 8 runaway cattle 7 u betchas 6 games of corn hole 5 OPE SORRYS 4 big storms 3 Welp, alrights 2 one finger waves and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
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Literally no one: “Severe weather warning, everyone please find shelter immediately” midwesterners:
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We talk a lot about “Midwest Nice” but don’t forget about it’s cousin “Midwest Passive Aggressive”
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Date night in the Midwest
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The top of the fridge is for extra storage space. Do not fight me on this
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wake up today and Get This 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽
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This picture smells like rotel cheese dip lil smokies meatballs and chili
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*refrigerator with nothing on top* Midwesterners: time to put some stuff up there
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southerners: wow this snow is so pretty! midwesterners: this isn’t even snow yet folks- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and I drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice every meal. i can’t wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.
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The Midwest: ⊂_ヽ   \\ ope, would ya look at that    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\one 🍁 has fallen    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\toss me some ranch  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / ノ )  Lノ (_) and call me spooky
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Midwest brain: *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* “It’s really not so bad today without the humidity”
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40 degrees all week followed by 70 and 80 next week is peak Midwest
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Midwesterners when it’s above freezing