828
The Midwestern urge to drive with the windows down as soon as it’s above 40°
829
Babe you good? You barely said “COWS” when we passed them a second ago.
833
Midwesterners when they hear you can save big money at Menards
834
Winter Summer
🤝
Sleeping with the fan on
835
Midwesterners:
↑ ┃ 🍁
Mood ┃ ╱
Level ┃ ╱
┃ ╱
┃ ╱
┗━━━━━━━
# of days with perfect
shorts and hoodie weather
837
Midwest snow removal guide
>2 in : leaf blower
2-6 in : send kids to shovel
6-8 in : dad goes out to help
8-12 in : snow blower
<12 in : the neighbor with the truck and plow saves the whole street twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
838
On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
839
Literally no one:
“Severe weather warning, everyone please find shelter immediately”
midwesterners:
840
We talk a lot about “Midwest Nice” but don’t forget about it’s cousin “Midwest Passive Aggressive”
842
The top of the fridge is for extra storage space. Do not fight me on this
843
wake up today and
Get
This
🌽🌽🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
845
*refrigerator with nothing on top*
Midwesterners: time to put some stuff up there
846
southerners: wow this snow is so pretty!
midwesterners: this isn’t even snow yet folks- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and I drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice every meal. i can’t wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.
847
The Midwest:
⊂_ヽ
\\ ope, would ya look at that
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\one 🍁 has fallen
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\toss me some ranch
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lノ
(_) and call me spooky
848
Midwest brain:
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
“It’s really not so bad today without the humidity”
849
40 degrees all week followed by 70 and 80 next week is peak Midwest