851
Midwesterner: you smell that?
Californian: huh?
Floridian: 🤪
New Yorker: no
Midwesterner: grab a lawn chair my left knee is aching and I can smell a storm about to roll in
852
“I just need to run into target quick”
She was never seen again
853
Being a midwesterner is freezing in a light jacket but your Midwestern ego is telling you to act tough in order to assert dominance over The Southerners
855
Midwest translation for anyone visiting over Memorial weekend:
“Jeet yet”: have you eaten food in the last few hours
856
Midwest power dad sayings:
gets bill at restaurant: *looks at youngest child* "Hope you brought your wallet"
flips over meat on the grill “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is “time for you to get a watch”
“are you air conditioning the whole neighborhood?”
857
Nobody prepares you for the first Midwest pothole that makes your soul leave your body
858
*sees cattle grouped together close to the fence line*
Anyone - “Awww look at the cute cows assembling together”
Intellectual Midwesterner- “The herd have gathered... there must be a storm coming”
859
4 ways to accidentally reveal you're from the Midwest.
1) Say "ope" when running into someone.
2) Give someone the one finger wave when it's just you two in the hallway.
3) Dip everything in ranch.
4) Bring chili and cinnamon rolls to the potluck.
860
Hear me out
🌧⛈🌧🌧🌧⛈🌧🌧⛈🌧
light spring rain and thunder is soothing
861
Say you’re from a small town to someone else also from a small town & it turns into some weird competition like:
“How many kids were in ur graduating class?”
“private schools don’t count!”
“Oh yah... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day?!”
“What’s a stoplight?”
862
I was today years old when I learned I lived in Antarctica
863
Culvers cheese curds are not addicting
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
864
It’s not the heat it’s the humidity that gets ya
865
Stages of I Love You in the Midwest
3. Watch out for deer
2. I started your car for you
1. I’m bringing home Culver’s tonight
866
Only the Midwest is bold enough to put a patty size cheese curd on a burger
The CurderBurger @culvers is back 👀
867
murderer: *stabs midwesterner*
midwesterner: ope, sorry. scuse me
869
Trick or treating is all fun and games in the Midwest until you’re Spider Man in a jacket
870
WHAT DO WE WANT????
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| Ranch. |
| |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT????
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
871
Two main seasons of the Midwest
1. Winter
2. Construction
872
Why you Netflix and chillin’ when you could be cornhole and grillin’
873
If you or a loved one has been personally victimized by Midwest weather you may be entitled to financial compensation
874
The Midwest invented Target
The Midwest wins again
875
us: thanksgiving
Midwest: christmas :)
us: but it’s November🍂
Midwest: christmas :) ❄️🎄😍
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody