801
On June 21st, 2021 Mother Nature said “I’ll turn on the AC”
802
“it’s cold”
Midwesterner a hoodie and shorts: you think this is cold? Wow. I was born in the snow. I eat icicles for breakfast. Midwesterners just don’t get cold easily because we’re genetically immune after generations of suffering.
803
Is it cold or is it just the wind? That is the Midwest question.
804
Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Ope, I’m sorry. Are you mad at me?
805
Anyone need a mattress? - every dad when they see a mattress on the highway
806
Blizzards and ice storms prepared us for 14 day quarantines
808
If a midwesterner bumps into an inanimate object when nobody is around do they still “Ope sorry”?
809
Relationships should be 50/50. I bring the buffalo chicken dip you bring the puppy chow
810
It’s officially the time of year where you can use the front porch as extra fridge space
811
No experience has met the thrill level of when my mom came into my room to say “go back to sleep it’s a snow day”
812
Nobody:
Midwesterners: I can smell a storm brewing
813
“Tell your mom I say hi”
*Midwesterners preparing for the biggest lie of all time*
“Okay I will!”
814
Midwestern FOMO is driving with the windows down because it's above 45 degrees in February & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
817
Imagine a Cornhole game to the death twitter.com/dondadabossman…
818
POV: driving through the Midwest enjoying the scenery
819
Spring Driving in the Midwest
🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚜|| 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
820
You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world
But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime
821
Learn the Midwest in 10 Steps:
1. ope
2.cornhole / bags
3. knee high by 4th of July
4. scotcheroos
5. apologize after asking for help
6. “not so cold without the wind”
7. pop not soda
8. puppy chow
9. "I live 40 minutes from *closest big city*”
10. ranch dressing
822
Here’s what 500k gets you
South Dakota NYC
823
*tornado warning is issued*
Midwesterners indoors:
824
“WELP!”
1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going and typically followed by “I ‘spose”
2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options
825
No one:
Midwesterners when it’s above 40 out:
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody