751
“Highs in the 80’s today”
Midwesterners: 👻 🍂 🎃
753
We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “you’re fine” vs “no worries” response to sorry
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
755
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
“It’s really not so bad out without the humidity”
756
Hardest jobs in the universe:
1. Brain surgeon
2. Aerospace engineer
3. Teaching someone to play euchre
758
(•_•)
<) )╯Ope
/ \
\(•_•)
( (> lemme just
/ \
(•_•)
<) )> squeeze past you and grab
/ \ the ranch
759
The 4 uses of ‘Ope’
1. You’re in the way- “ope, sorry”
2. Suddenly called upon- “ope, okay”
3. It makes sense now- “ope, got it”
4. Late for something- “ope, let’s go”
760
UK: we drive on the left side of the road
Midwesterners: we drive on what’s left of the road
761
“Can you just fix a few potholes?”
Midwest:
762
seasonal depression leaving midwesterners bodies after a couple days of sunshine and 70° weather
763
Midwest billboards
“Jesus saves”
“Adult Store XXX”
“Casino”
“Dollar General next right”
“CHEESE 🧀”
“Beer and Liquor 2mi.”
“Visit our Historic Downtown”
764
Does anyone still cook a roast with potatoes onions and carrots anymore or is the Midwest going down hill?
765
Midwesterners refusing to wear a coat until December
766
Most Popular Super Bowl Food in the Midwest
8. Seven layer dip
7. Rotel + hamburger Queso
6. Lil smokies
5. Meatballs (toothpick)
4. Nachos
3. Chicken wings
2. Pizza
1. Buffalo chicken dip
#NFLTwitter
767
Nothing says date night in the Midwest like driving 45 minutes to your favorite restaurant
769
Roses are red
The Midwest is dope
Puppy chow, caramel rolls and ranch
Ope
771
Midwest culture is planning refueling the car around the warmest days of the week
772
“I’ve lived in the Midwest my whole life”
*doesn’t know what temperature to use to get rid of fog on the window*
773
Eminem: snap back to reality 🎶
Midwesterners: OPE there goes gravity 🎵
774
The scariest part about spooky season in the Midwest is that you could be in a blizzard, tornado, flash flood or 85° and sunny
775
What if we kissed off the Midwest interstate
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody