702
The epitome of Midwesterners:
A packed gym
Everyone walking around going “Ope, sorry”
“Let me just SQUEEZE past ya there”
“Oh no don’t worry”
“Wanna drink some POP”
703
Describe the midwest
Road work
Barn parties
Kegger
"Ope scuse me"
Most slept on athletes
One finger wave
4 seasons 4 days
Booze cruise
RUN TO THE 🌽
706
Something that feels Midwestern but isn’t: Not knowing the streets but knowing how to get there
707
“Apologizing after asking for help is not a personality trait”
Ope it is in the Midwest
709
People in the city: *no eye contact* *no smiling* *do not acknowledge other people’s presence*
Me, a Midwesterner: hello stranger I noticed you didn’t smile so I just wanted to make sure everything was ok. Is there anything I can do to help? How are your kids by the way? Ope.
710
Midwesterner DNA
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🍻 🌽
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711
Still think you don’t live in a Midwest simulation?
712
Nobody:
Midwesterner: I found a random screw and I’m not sure where it goes so i threw it in the junk drawer and will never think about it again
713
Queso = Spanish for cheese
K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
Okay so = that one girl that makes all the plans
714
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715
Midwest Test:
1. Refer to big storms as “entertainment”
2. temperature means nothing until you know humidity or wind chill
3. enjoy kicking ice chunks off your wheel well
4. Put plate upside down in the trash so you don’t seem impolite
5. Measure distance in time not miles
716
*Midwesterner hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits a pothole*
“Jeez Louise.”
*hits a second pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
717
Welcome to the Midwest where you’ll have 4 seasons in 4 hours
719
Living in the Midwest: don’t need a Summer body if your state never knows what season it is 🙃
721
Midwest Mom sayings:
“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell your parents I say hello”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
723
These make everybody feel some type of way
724
Midwesterners be like
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＼＼Ope ‘scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼gonna sneak
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( (ヽ
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ノ ) Lﾉ
and grab a chicken sandwich from Kwik Trip
725
let me tell you about the Midwestern-goodbye
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody