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<) )╯Ope
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( (> Excuse
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<) )> Me
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“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that gets ya” well Cheryl that’s true but it’s also 100° outside
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Top 5 Power Couples:
5) Chrissy Teigen & John Legend
4) Faith Hill & Tim McGraw
3) Ashton Kutcher & Mika Kunis
2) Michelle & Barack Obama
1) 40 degrees & Shorts Weather
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
apple orchard and haunted
house
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This is the Midwest twitter.com/ShaneHuss/stat…
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nobody:
Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor: hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's alright. Do you hate me?
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Midwest phone be like
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Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you’d rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I’m sorry for asking
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We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “yeah, no” when we want to say no and “no, yeah” when we want to say yes
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Spring break in The Midwest: alright kids hop in the car it’s only a 14 hour drive
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We are currently in the season of “paradise”. It’s warm, no snow, few bugs and right before hot and humid. The season lasts one week so don’t waste it.
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cultural impact:
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Ope I’m sorry
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Midwesterners : I’m bored you guys all come to my place we’ll have some beers in the garage
CDC: absolutely not
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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we support
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╱ hometown mexican
restaurants ____╲
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Let’s not forget school never being cancelled/recess was always outside even tho you get frostbite
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The Midwest is playing Mother Nature powerball temps:
22°, 60°, 48°, 13°, 46°