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Summoning circle, hope this works:
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🕯 An early spring 🕯
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Top 5 Midwest Power Couples
5. Potholes + your vehicle
4. Beer + big storms
3. Butter + sweet corn
2. Driving around + windows down
1. “Ope” + “lemme sneak past ya”
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The most powerful and demented people on earth are midwesterners when it’s above 50 degrees in March
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Midwesterner 1: smell that?
Midwesterner 2: yep
Californian: huh?
Midwesterner 1: rain shower rolling in
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It is 72 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is outside in Wisconsin or Iowa.
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The stubbornness of midwesterners to not turn on their AC in the spring is unmatched
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: winter is coming. I can smell it
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Midwest Dad:
stubborn
grills a mean burger
has a nickname for everyone
checks everyone’s oil at least twice
*ties something down*
**slaps twice**
“that’s not going anywhere”
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*temp gets above 35° in winter*
midwesterners: guess I don’t need my coat today
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“I can’t wait to sit outside at night”
*6,000 mosquitos liked your post*
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sick of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forget it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather and deer that jump in front of your car
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Driving over every pothole apologizing to my car
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Midwesterners when it snows like it does every single year in November
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*small town Midwest*
Friend: what should we do?
Me: idk drive 45 minutes to our favorite restaurant?
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Today’s clothing schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - shorts and hoodie
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- pants and light jacket
10pm- winter coat
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
__________
| shorts & |
| hoodie |
| weather |
|＿＿＿＿__|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
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Why does every midwestern home have one of these?
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If a Midwesterner drops something in the cornfield and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
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This silo collapse is Midwest satisfaction
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Trying to explain where you’re from in the Midwest if you aren’t from Chicago or Minneapolis
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Spring forecast in the Midwest
Monday- 48 🌧
Tuesday- 75 ☀️
Wednesday- 58 🌪
Thursday- 32 ❄️
Friday- 46 💨 (45 mph)
Saturday- 65 🌧
Sunday- 75 ☀️
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Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “living the dream”: free
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Let’s clear some things up:
1. It’s cornhole not bags
2. It’s pop not soda
3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag
4. Casey’s > Kum n Go
5. Ope is a lifestyle
6. Ranch is a primary food group
7. And these are called freezies not popsicles
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody