Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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Stranger: Hey where you from? Midwesterner: Name every big city close by and say “around that area” rather than explaining where I’m actually from
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Happy porch refrigeration season to those who participate
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Me: I’m bored this place sucks Non-midwesterner: the Midwest is boring Me: don’t you dare talk about my Home we wake up every morning eat corn and cheese for breakfast and feed the world with our own two hands I will bury you in ranch dressing over this
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Midwesterner: I can’t find anything Store clerk: can I help you with anything? Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks I’m just browsing
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One of the great St. Paddy’s Day Traditions Chicago, IL
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POV: driving through the Midwest
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March in the Midwest 50° ☀️ “Snow on Thursday”
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Greatest Soda 18. you 17. can’t 16. possible 15. rank 14. these 13. carbonated 12. beverages 11. because 10. they 9. all 8. taste 7. so 6. unique 5. and 4. have 3. different 2. flavors 1. *it’s called pop
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Non midwesterners don’t understand
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Midwesterners: ↑ ┃ 🌨️ Mood ┃ ╱ Level ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┗━━━━━━━ # of big storms throughout the year
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it's harvest szn and let's get this 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽
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Why would I fly when I could avoid the coronavirus and it’s only a 14 hour drive?
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Midwesterners when they say “the other day”
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Living in the Midwest me 📍 📏 (45 min drive) 📏 📏 📍 Your favorite restaurant
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Key to any successful midwestern relationship: 1. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re wrong 2. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re right 3. Drive an extra 20 minutes for her favorite fast food 4. Start her car in the cold 5. Take her to your favorite spot to star gaze 6. 30 pack of busch light
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Nobody: Menards: save big money at Menards 🎶
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This is what you call a decision
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Please fav this if your momma has a grocery bag full of grocery bags in your house
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Midwest nice is holding the door open uncomfortably long for the person following you into the building
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Welcome to the Midwest: Winter is at 5 am Spring starts at 10 am Road work is from 12am-11:59pm Summer is at 2 pm False Fall begins at 3pm And actual fall starts around 4:30ish Dress accordingly
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Strong Midwest energy twitter.com/KahlieRhae/sta…
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Midwest billboards “Jesus saves” “Adult Store XXX” “Casino” “Dollar General next right” “Cheese” “Beer and tobacco” “Visit our Historic Downtown”
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alright midwesterners... you can get rid of one thing for 2020 retweet for humidity fav for the wind