626
Stranger: Hey where you from?
Midwesterner: Name every big city close by and say “around that area” rather than explaining where I’m actually from
628
Me: I’m bored this place sucks
Non-midwesterner: the Midwest is boring
Me: don’t you dare talk about my Home we wake up every morning eat corn and cheese for breakfast and feed the world with our own two hands I will bury you in ranch dressing over this
630
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks I’m just browsing
632
POV: driving through the Midwest
634
Greatest Soda
18. you
17. can’t
16. possible
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. *it’s called pop
636
Midwesterners:
↑ ┃ 🌨️
Mood ┃ ╱
Level ┃ ╱
┃ ╱
┃ ╱
┗━━━━━━━
# of big storms
throughout the year
637
it's harvest szn and let's get this
🌽🌽🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
638
Why would I fly when I could avoid the coronavirus and it’s only a 14 hour drive?
641
Living in the Midwest
me
📍
📏 (45 min drive)
📏
📏
📍
Your favorite restaurant
642
Key to any successful midwestern relationship:
1. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re wrong
2. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re right
3. Drive an extra 20 minutes for her favorite fast food
4. Start her car in the cold
5. Take her to your favorite spot to star gaze
6. 30 pack of busch light
643
Nobody:
Menards: save big money at Menards 🎶
645
Please fav this if your momma has a grocery bag full of grocery bags in your house
646
Midwest nice is holding the door open uncomfortably long for the person following you into the building
647
Welcome to the Midwest:
Winter is at 5 am
Spring starts at 10 am
Road work is from 12am-11:59pm
Summer is at 2 pm
False Fall begins at 3pm
And actual fall starts around 4:30ish
Dress accordingly
648
Strong Midwest energy twitter.com/KahlieRhae/sta…
649
Midwest billboards
“Jesus saves”
“Adult Store XXX”
“Casino”
“Dollar General next right”
“Cheese”
“Beer and tobacco”
“Visit our Historic Downtown”
650
alright midwesterners... you can get rid of one thing for 2020
retweet for humidity
fav for the wind