601
doctor: what do we say when you bump into someone with the coronavirus
midwesterner: ope, lemme just shake your hand and apologize for my inconvenience. i’m so sorry.
doctor: no
602
Midwesterners: bring salad to the Memorial Day BBQ
The salad:
603
You might be from the Midwest if you check the fields on a road trip and wonder if crops will be knee high by the Fourth of July
604
Junk drawers are game changers. Fav if you have or once did own a junk drawer
605
WHAT DO WE WANT?
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| shorts & |
| hoodie weather |
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(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
607
People often talk about “Midwestern nice” but they really forget about its cousin, Midwestern Passive Aggressive
610
It’s officially the time of year where you can defrost your windshield in the morning, be in a swimsuit in the afternoon and shorts and hoodie at night.
Never fear: second summer is coming
611
*$1,400 deposit*
Midwesterners at culvers: add a milkshake to that deluxe
612
Midwest snacks/food that changed the world
-tater tot casserole
-sliced bread
-deep-dish pizza
-puppy chow
-fried cheese curds
-scotcheroos
-buffalo chicken dip
#UrWelcome
613
Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ope, ‘scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right past ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
and grab more turkey and stuffing
614
Can you really call yourself a midwesterner if you don’t understand the struggle of hitting a pot hole so hard that you apologize to your car out loud?
615
Midwesterner: “let’s go for sushi”
The sushi:
617
Welcome to the Midwest dress for anything
618
cultural impact:
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Ranch Ketchup
619
South Dakota is on an indefinite suspension from the Midwest twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/st…
620
“Name an extreme Midwest sport”
When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection
621
There’s all these tweets about midwesterners saying “ope” all the time. What really needs to be talked about though is how we whisper “scuse me” so quietly when walking by someone we might as well say nothing.
622
🍂🍂🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🎃 🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🕸
🍂🍂🍂 🎃 🕸🕸🕸,
it’s....
623
Midwesterners know you don’t measure distance by miles you measure it in time
624
No one:
Midwesterners: it’s like everyone forgets how to drive as soon as there’s a little bit of snow
625
People from the south can’t handle 20 degree weather, people from the north can’t handle 100 degree weather, while us midwesterners get the 100 and the 20 and all we have to say is about it is “ope”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody