576
How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Cold
Feb - Bitterly Cold
Mar - Potholes from hell
Apr - Cold with Rain
May - 🌪
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - instant sweat
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
577
We joke a lot about “Ope sorry” but there needs to be a real conversation about “it’s all good no worries” whenever someone disappoints us
578
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a thunderstorm and tornado for entertainment
579
In England they drive on the left side of the road. In the Midwest we drive on what’s left of the road
580
People that
Call it bags Call it cornhole
581
Midwesterners passing each other in the store
582
Greatest Soda
18. you
17. can’t
16. possible
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. *it’s called pop
584
Midwest phrase that everyone needs to learn to get off the phone:
“Well I’ll let you go”
585
“You can’t have 45° Monday and 0° on Wednesday”
Midwest: hold my corn
586
Midwest Fall Dress Schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - shorts and hoodie
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- bug spray
10pm- winter coat
587
How many likes can this corn on the cob get?
588
“It can’t snow in September”
Midwest: hold my corn
589
The Midwestern urge to say text me when you get home safe
590
Every Midwestern Home:
- junk drawer
- beach themed bathroom
- cheese drawer in the fridge
- “beer fridge” in the basement or garage for leftovers and beverages
591
Driving in the Midwest 😂
(credit: charlie berens)
592
Friends saying goodbye in the Midwest:
*i should go*
**knee slap and sigh*
“Alrighty well I spose it’s time”
“Yep!”
“Take it easy alright?”
“You bet, will do, tell your folks I said hi”
“You too, watch out for deer”
*45 minutes later*
593
It is illegal to drive by cows in the Midwest and not say “COWS!”
594
Midwest Super Bowl Winner Prediction
Rt Chiefs Fav Packers
595
Never forget this all time midwest sports moment
596
Are you really a midwesterner if you don’t get overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state?
598
Midwest billboards
“Cheese store”
“Jesus saves”
“Casino”
“Culvers next right”
“Beer and tobacco”
“Historic main st”
“16 Cracker Barrels exit now”
599
Ladies, if he
-has manners
-drinks Busch Light
-says “ope”
- wears shorts and a hoodie in the snow
-is polite and holds the door for you
He’s from small town Midwest. And you’ll probably drive around on your first date.
600
*hears sirens*
*looks outside and sees sun*
“Oh yeah it’s just the first Wednesday of the month”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody