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40° in February: I think I’ll crack a window
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How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Cold Rain
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out and sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
530
If you zoom in you can hear the Midwest silently screaming for help #PolarVortex2019
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3 absolute truths
Death
Taxes
Not so bad without the wind
533
Coming to a windshield near you twitter.com/earthvisuals/s…
534
“Name an extreme Midwest sport”
When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection
535
Nothing says midwesterner like driving to your favorite restaurant 45 minutes away with the windows down because it's above 50 degrees & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
536
You're not really from the Midwest if you compliment a midwesterner on a personal possession and they don’t respond by explaining that they acquired said item at a significant discount.
537
Midwesterners when school isn’t cancelled because of snow: I can’t drive in this...ugh
Midwesterners when school is cancelled cause of snow: *video of a kid getting pulled in a kayak by a dudes truck during a blizzard*
539
How can something be so dry and so moist at the same time
541
If you wanted to go nowhere fast this was it
542
Do you dip your pizza in ranch or are you not from the Midwest?
543
You ever just “we needed this” after a good rainstorm?
544
kids from the small town midwest go to a fast food restaurant 45 minutes away just so they can call themselves adventurous
545
In this life you either ope or get oped
548
Every Midwest relationship consists of someone who is too hot and someone who is too cold fighting for control of the thermostat
549
Nobody:
Midwesterners: that driveway is must suck to drive up in the winter
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sick of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields but they forget it’s also a lot of slowed traffic from road construction and suicidal deer
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody